Wenger probably made a deal!
*ring ring*
some dude at the FA: Hello
AW: Allo, zis iz Wenger!
FA: Ah yes! We thought we'd hear from you.
AW: It's about Wilshere.
FA: Thought as much, go on!
AW: The doctors have just had a look at him, it seems he's coming down with a rare illness that might effect him, say, anytime you f**kers wanna use him for pointless international friendlies!
FA: Do we have to do this?
AW: Yes! You know what to say!
FA: Oh no...
but he's the best and most technically gifted youngster we've seen... ever! Surely
something can be done!
AW: Well, there is something...
FA: Oh please Arsene, please tell me
AW: They say zis condition has been brought on by zee stress caused over zee potential ban he could recieve from zis titter comment.
FA: Twitter!
AW: Don't call me twit! You English are so rude!
FA: No, I mean, nevermind! Okay Arsene, we'll forget about it. There's no ban!
AW: Good! Also one more thing!
FA: What now?!
AW: That son of a bitch Phil Dowd!
FA: We've been over this before Arsene! If you have an issue with the referees you have to speak to their employer Sir Alex!
AW: But he won't take my call!
FA: Can't help you I'm afraid.
AW: Mother f**kers!!!
*hangs up*