Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby IMF » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:53 am

The dutch bloke on this thread said it's being injected but the brit press said they're rubbing placenta into him...

I saw this chinese film once where they were eating feotus' and it was making them younger. Only problem was that they started smelling like manure if they stopped eating the babies so they had to carry on. Horrible film.
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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby SE13 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:29 am

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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby Kano » Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:45 pm

IMF wrote:The dutch bloke on this thread said it's being injected but the brit press said they're rubbing placenta into him...

I saw this chinese film once where they were eating feotus' and it was making them younger. Only problem was that they started smelling like manure if they stopped eating the babies so they had to carry on. Horrible film.

sounds like my local takeaway to be honest.
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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby liam_cork » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:43 pm

i thought injecting it was still illegal in football?
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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby IMF » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:09 pm

No idea Liam. Either way I'm still pretty sure that it's adult stem cells which have been proven to repair damaged people...
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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby IMF » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:51 pm

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Ro ... 24607.html

Well looks like he will be having it injected then and he's not the first! Those sneaky f*ckers are Manure, Citeh and Chavs have been sending people there for ages. No wonder their players heal so f*ckin quick! Rooney out for 6 weeks with a metatarsal injury was the biggest joke when RVP was out for 6 months with the same injury! lol
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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby Goose » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:25 am

I heard it was horse placenta.....
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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby IMF » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:43 am

Is Ruud Van Horseyface going round knocking women up again then?
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Re: Update van Persie (phone in on Dutch TV)

Postby She_Gunner_Wales » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:56 am

IMF wrote:Is Ruud Van Horseyface going round knocking women up again then?

:rofll:

Still who's to knock the pratcise of placenta treatment if it works?
Surely cant do no harm to give it a try.
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