Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby StLGooner » Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:23 pm

I think your wife and her family are slowly fazing you out Chris.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Pudpop » Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:36 pm

DiamondGooner wrote:Quite frankly I think you need to beat your wife first and foremost then the father will know what sort of man he's dealing with and won't mess with you anymore.

When she's walking around in the morning in the breakfast room with a black eye and says "Urrhm I fell" just look the father dead in the eye and grin.


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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Angelito » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:59 am

Talk to your wife. Based on what you've shared here, she seems to be the problem - not your papa in law. Your father in law's behaviour just seems like a symptom.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Royal Gooner » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:52 am

DiamondGooner wrote:Quite frankly I think you need to beat your wife first and foremost then the father will know what sort of man he's dealing with and won't mess with you anymore.

When she's walking around in the morning in the breakfast room with a black eye and says "Urrhm I fell" just look the father dead in the eye and grin.


Eh? Spousal abuse won't solve anything and cannot be justified unless she is trying to attack you. If you need to get physical as a last resort, then take it out on him not your wife. A quick grab by the lapels and force up against the wall with strong words might be better to show you're serious without leaving any physical marks. Not that I would condone that.

I still think that next time he goes into that study at night, switch off the electricity (or unscrew the lightbulb) or just stick a cctv camera in there.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Git » Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:18 am

Pudpop wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:Quite frankly I think you need to beat your wife first and foremost then the father will know what sort of man he's dealing with and won't mess with you anymore.

When she's walking around in the morning in the breakfast room with a black eye and says "Urrhm I fell" just look the father dead in the eye and grin.


Wtf

And then if he says anything, grab your balls with one hand, slap him in the face with the other and say: ''Straightener?''

Let me know how it goes. x
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Git » Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:18 am

Est83 wrote:Time to put ashtrays in every room mate.

AND THE YOU GOTTA f***ing DROP KICK THAT S.O.B!!!!!!!!!!!

I condone this..
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby JordanTheGunner » Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:17 am

Est83 wrote:Sure told him with that guest account thing.

:rofll: :rofll:

Plan of revenge has to be banging the wife so the father can hear perfectly and will then struggle to get to sleep, after a few nights he'll soon piss off.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Callum » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:10 pm

This is the most beta thing I've ever read. Has to be a troll.
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby DiamondGooner » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:35 pm

Pudpop wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:Quite frankly I think you need to beat your wife first and foremost then the father will know what sort of man he's dealing with and won't mess with you anymore.

When she's walking around in the morning in the breakfast room with a black eye and says "Urrhm I fell" just look the father dead in the eye and grin.


Wtf


Problem?

How's that One Direction CD? may as well pop round Chris's house to help carry the Fathers ball sack around.

Where have all the real men gone?
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby DiamondGooner » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:40 pm

Royal Gooner wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:Quite frankly I think you need to beat your wife first and foremost then the father will know what sort of man he's dealing with and won't mess with you anymore.

When she's walking around in the morning in the breakfast room with a black eye and says "Urrhm I fell" just look the father dead in the eye and grin.


Eh? Spousal abuse won't solve anything and cannot be justified unless she is trying to attack you. If you need to get physical as a last resort, then take it out on him not your wife. A quick grab by the lapels and force up against the wall with strong words might be better to show you're serious without leaving any physical marks. Not that I would condone that.

I still think that next time he goes into that study at night, switch off the electricity (or unscrew the lightbulb) or just stick a cctv camera in there.


Yeah but if he starts on the dad his wife will give him sh*t so may as well go to the source.

Also the father will be horrified to know he's the cause of Chris's male fury which is being taken out on his daughter.
I also think Chris should walk around the house in the evening in a Gimp suit and drag his Mrs out of the lounge and into the bedroom in front of the Father ........... think that idea is actually better than the beating tbh because he can't even object, just has to sit there and take it. lol
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Big17 » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:59 pm

DG has f***ing lost it :rofll:
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Pudpop » Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:00 pm

DG propa nutcase isn't here anymore you can stop
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Cripps » Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:28 pm

I like 1D and I'm the realest man here tbh
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Callum » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:27 pm

Wait, is DG being serious when he says he should hit his wife to send a message to her dad?
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Re: Wifes Father starting to be very difficult

Postby Git » Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:22 pm

Finger your wife and then run your fingers under his nose.

Followed by a knowing wink.

Game. Set. Match, imo.
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