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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby EliteKiller » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:06 pm

Phil71 wrote:https://shewore.com/2018/07/27/tottenham-face-financial-difficulty/

It’s enough to bring a tear to a glass eye

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West Ham taking the piss out of Spurs stadium ... now that's just funny on two fronts .... :rofll: :rofll:
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Zedie » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:11 pm

It's happened. They've finally transitioned fully into our shadow:

Clubs new stadium drains funds for players completely

Manager claims top 4 is more important than any trophy, referring to top 4 as a sort of trophy

Manager gets massive wage increase for delivering absolutely nothing

Club manages to be the first top flight club ever to not make any signings (beating our single signing a few years back)

Club puts entire transfer fund into pay rises for the same players, thus creating the world's biggest 'Like A New Signing' echo.



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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby UFGN » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:51 pm

Zedie wrote:It's happened. They've finally transitioned fully into our shadow:

Clubs new stadium drains funds for players completely

Manager claims top 4 is more important than any trophy, referring to top 4 as a sort of trophy

Manager gets massive wage increase for delivering absolutely nothing

Club manages to be the first top flight club ever to not make any signings (beating our single signing a few years back)

Club puts entire transfer fund into pay rises for the same players, thus creating the world's biggest 'Like A New Signing' echo.



What a time to be alive


That post made my willy hard
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Gooner_ESR10 » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:40 pm

UFGN wrote:That post made my willy hard


:rofll:
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Santi » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:38 pm

UFGN wrote:
Zedie wrote:It's happened. They've finally transitioned fully into our shadow:

Clubs new stadium drains funds for players completely

Manager claims top 4 is more important than any trophy, referring to top 4 as a sort of trophy

Manager gets massive wage increase for delivering absolutely nothing

Club manages to be the first top flight club ever to not make any signings (beating our single signing a few years back)

Club puts entire transfer fund into pay rises for the same players, thus creating the world's biggest 'Like A New Signing' echo.



What a time to be alive


That post made my willy hard


Most things do tbh
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Zenith » Thu Aug 09, 2018 10:59 pm

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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Zedie » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:56 pm

Zenith wrote:Image


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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby UFGN » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:59 pm

How have they managed not to find a naming rights deal for a new premier league stadium in London? That's almost impressive
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Zedie » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:05 am

UFGN wrote:How have they managed not to find a naming rights deal for a new premier league stadium in London? That's almost impressive


Greed. Talks collapsed with HSBC because Levy is asking too much for it.

Probably factors into the no signings.
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby UFGN » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:10 am

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45132468

Poch goes into full Christian Gross Travelcard bullshit mode
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Phil71 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:10 am

Yep.

At the end of last season, when asked if the money would be tight, he said 'the club have to be brave'. Now he's turned into the biggest spin doctor since Alistair Campbell.

And you have to laugh at their fans who say they're happy they haven't signed anyone.
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Marsbar100 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:34 am

Sounds like someone familar
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby Yago » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:01 pm

Their team is probably still better than ours though.
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby StLGooner » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:05 pm

Yago wrote:Their team is probably still better than ours though.



Jeez, way to ruin the whole mood of the thread. I betcha you're a hit a parties. :shifty:
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Re: The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

Postby UFGN » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:28 pm

Yago wrote:Their team is probably still better than ours though.


I'm not so sure now. The league doesn't lie and i think we may well finish above them
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