The Let's all laugh at Spurs Thread

[Santi]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43339977

Tottenham captain Hugo Lloris said qualifying for the Champions League next season "means more than a trophy" after Spurs beat Newcastle at Wembley to confirm their top-four place.

Sounding more like us every day.

[Nuggets]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43339977

Tottenham captain Hugo Lloris said qualifying for the Champions League next season "means more than a trophy" after Spurs beat Newcastle at Wembley to confirm their top-four place.

Sounding more like us every day.

Sad but true.

[Royal Gooner]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43339977

Tottenham captain Hugo Lloris said qualifying for the Champions League next season "means more than a trophy" after Spurs beat Newcastle at Wembley to confirm their top-four place.

Sounding more like us every day.

He's caught Wengeritus.

[SuperJackyWilshere]

In fairness it's massive for them when you look at what they use to be to what they are now.

Although I am surprised it's come from Lloris

[EliteKiller]

All about playing CL in the new stadium .... which you can't deny is massive for them .... pretty sure CL plus the new place will keep their squad together, just hope they don't go all 'billionaire' on us and spend +100m .... they have an owner that could allow that to happen ......

If they don't do bugger all again next season then things might go a bit wrong .... let's hope so ....

[Santi]

Just funny how for us it was a complete joke to talk about but for Spurs it's fine

[Marsbar100]

They are exactly like we were in the trophy drought atm, the only difference is they have managed to keep all their players so far, whilst they can do that there is hope for them but they really need to bring in 3 class players, their squad is starting to run on fumes

[Ach]

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says north London rivals Tottenham may have to sell England striker Harry Kane, 24, to fund their new stadium. (Evening Standard)

Are they Arsenal in disguise?

[Zedie]

They are exactly like we were in the trophy drought atm, the only difference is they have managed to keep all their players so far, whilst they can do that there is hope for them but they really need to bring in 3 class players, their squad is starting to run on fumes

Unless they break out the cash, a few of their older players will defo skip out this summer.

I'm also thinking if Eriksen leaves, they are in big trouble. Everything goes through him.. he struggles they struggle and he's done enough to be noticed by everyone.

Christ, we could be looking at Wenger out, Peyton out, ljungberg in, allegri in, stoke in the championship and spurs struggling to maintain in their shit bowl.

[EliteKiller]

They could lose Kane for 200m, Eriksen 150m, Dele 100m ..... we could lose the whole feckin' squad and struggle to get that much ... Wonger should shut the feck up, he's just showing what a ferckin' mess he's left us with ......

[Jedi]

They could lose Kane for 200m, Eriksen 150m, Dele 100m ..... we could lose the whole feckin' squad and struggle to get that much ... Wonger should shut the feck up, he's just showing what a ferckin' mess he's left us with ......

Are you mad?

[EliteKiller]

They could lose Kane for $200m, Eriksen $150m, Dele $100m ..... we could lose the whole feckin' squad and struggle to get that much ... Wonger should shut the feck up, he's just showing what a ferckin' mess he's left us with ......

Are you mad?

Nope ... that's $ but it's what's quoted on transfervalue ... it is mental but then so was Neymar $300 .... Dembele $155 .... Pogba $142m ... the football world is feckin' mad .....

Not that long ago transfermarket valued Arsenal's squad at $675m and the feckin' Spuds at $975m .... https://www.transfermarkt.com/premier-l ... bewerb/GB1

[Rockape]

Those figures make a bit more sense in USD’s, but only if the big names come in for them. No club other than Citeh would have paid £50m for the Spurs RB.....incredible number!

I think Kane would achieve maybe £150m but the others are nowhere near that.

[LegendaryKeown]

When Kane and co sulk off, they won't get half the amount quoted

[UFGN]

A lot of talk about them losing their players but I don't see it. Not this year anyway. CL and a new stadium.