Alexis Sánchez ~ El Niño Maravilla

[Sims]

The dog nonce will end 2018 with less Prem goals than Chris Smalling & van Aanholt; same number as Niasse and Lewis Dunk, one more than Shane Long

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA FUCKIN WEIRD PRICK

[Ach]

Anyone see his Insta pic?

He has the same picture frame side by side in his house

Wtf

[Nuggets]

Payback for all the numpties they dumped on us.

[BS221B]

He has finished football in his mind. Let the man soak Manchester United's sweet £390k per week for the next three years. Knowing this divas ego, no way he is going to China at his age.

We should've signed the piano instead.

Easily the my favorite comment all time about Sanchez on Manchester United.

[Angelito]

ManU should have gone for Ozil instead of Alexis.

Would have worked better for Ozil, ManU, and Arsenal.

[HalHartley]

ManU should have gone for Ozil instead of Alexis.

Would have worked better for Ozil, ManU, and Arsenal.

but..but....we would of lost our Hero,Icon,Legend. The one that makes us tick and wins us leagues.

[Angelito]

ManU should have gone for Ozil instead of Alexis.

Would have worked better for Ozil, ManU, and Arsenal.

but..but....we would of lost our Hero,Icon,Legend. The one that makes us tick and wins us leagues.

[Sims]

Hired a lawyer to keep Alexis 500m away from my new dog at all times tbh

Would advise all other dog owners to do the same

[Va-Va-Voom]

Hired a lawyer to keep Alexis 500m away from my new dog at all times tbh

Would advise all other dog owners to do the same

I think I just figured out why Dejan's bulldog has mental health issues....

[Losmeister]

all threads lead to mesut ozil. what the actual f**k is going on?

seriously. you guys have lost the plot.

this softy aint where it's at.

[BS221B]

Man Utd staff member: "Everyone thought 'oh f**k no' when Sanchez came on against PSG because he's just shite these days, Ole has to get rid if he gets the job. Nobody wants him here."

[Phil71]

ManU should have gone for Ozil instead of Alexis.

Would have worked better for Ozil, ManU, and Arsenal.

but..but....we would of lost our Hero,Icon,Legend. The one that makes us tick and wins us leagues.

He’s showing you in that picture from 0 to 10 how much he gives a shit.

[Marsbar100]

Don't think united need ozil, they need a deep playmaker to connect defense and attack, maybe another fast winger that has technical play, a hybrid Mata/martial player.

Ozil and pogba occupy the same spots.

[Angelito]

ManU should have gone for Ozil instead of Alexis.

Would have worked better for Ozil, ManU, and Arsenal.

but..but....we would of lost our Hero,Icon,Legend. The one that makes us tick and wins us leagues.

He’s showing you in that picture from 0 to 10 how much he gives a shit.

Or he's showing how many trophies we've won in his time here.

Or, how many we had won before him during the Emirates era.

Your pick.

[Ach]

Manchester United's Chilean forward Alexis Sanchez, 30, could return to Arsenal to solve his recent struggles, says former Gunner Marc Overmars. (ADN Deportes - in Spanish)