by Inchpräctice » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:49 pm
More old chestnuts for you:
The phone rings in the Australian Cricket Team's changing room.
"G'day. Could I speak to Ricky Ponting, please?"
"Aww, look, sorry mate, he's just gone out to bat."
"Oh, that's alright, mate. I'll hang on."
The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about how they managed to go downhill so fast....
There's a new special in the country's fish and chip shops - Aussie fish, comes well battered.
How does Aussie bowler Mitchell Johnson ensure there's a wicket next ball?
He goes in to bat.
What do you call an Australian who's good with a bat?
A vet
In Affectionate Remembrance of AUSTRALIAN CRICKET, which died in SYDNEY on 7th January 2011, Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances
If I've learnt anything from watching the Ashes series;
It's that crime doesn't pay
Definition of an Australian all-rounder? A cricketer who can't bat, can't bowl and can't field
Not all is lost. Australia still has world-class spinners. There's the redback, the funnel web...
Just reading up on the Ashes blogs, found a composite team from both sides in the series:
Strauss, Cook, Trott, Pietersen, Collingwood, Bell, Prior, Swann, Bresnan, Tremlett, Anderson
I hear Inzamam Ul-haq has put his hand up to become Shane Watson's personal running between wickets coach
The police stopped a man because his car was swerving all over the road, the policeman got out and said to the driver "Sir, we'll need to do a breathalyzer test" the man gave the policeman a doctor's note saying 'He's an Asthmatic and shouldn't do a breathalyzer'. "OK then" the policeman said "we'll need to take a blood sample" the man gave the policeman another note saying 'he's an Anaemic don't take blood from him', "OK then sir, we'll need to "cough" take a urine sample" the driver hand the policeman a note saying 'This man is in the Australian cricket team please don't take the piss out of him'
ICC investigating worrying reports of irregular betting patterns in the fifth Test at Sydney. Some people backed Australia
