Goonersworld

damo1583 - No i wont play Ring a Ring a Rosies........

djaxster - Nelly the Elephant won the cup and said i'm going down like tottenham,
down she went with them orrible scum,scum,scum....

Igmalian - "African tug-o-war team being investigated for alleged cheating"

the real gooner - Levy tries to get Jol come back.......

Bristol_Gunner - dean windass runs from new dietition

rachel83 - Oh, c'mon, you KNOW you want to be a star for Spurs!

Up For Grabs Now - "Newcastle? No way, thats one circus I wont perform in!"

iScZ - Pull a bit more harder i will shoot shit on you.

The Little Mozart - Titus Bramble seemed to have got lost on the way to the JJB Stadium again...

Younggooner08 - Morinho trys his hardest to lure Fatty Lampard to Inter but Lamps just wont budge

Peter - John Noakes is still trying to get Lulu the elephant back into the Blue Peter studio.

Ades_Dancing_Shoes - Juande Ramon drags Tom Huddlestone back to training,

arsenalyank - Pull my finger,
Wait don't have any of those, pull my tail instead

Absolutely_Fabregas - ozgooner's uk trip in jeopardy as his bird doesnt want to leave her natural surroundings