Mike Dean wrote:Nothing new. She has been setting up meetings with other teams all summer to get a new contract from Inter for her husband.
They dont want to leave Inter.
They just want more $$.
Inter, OTOH, has pretty much said that if some club comes to them with a massive offer, they will take it.
She needs to convince Wenger to shell out 75m for Icardi. Good luck!
Arsene Wenger: Hello Wanda. We would like to discuss ze transfer of your husband
Wanda: I'm sure I could convince Inter to sell. We would like 180k per week
Wenger: But that is only for top, top, top, top, top, top quality. And your husband is only top, top quality
Wanda: 150k?
Wenger: Did I mention how close Stamford Bridge is to this place? Wonderful place.
Wanda: 140k?
Wenger: Spurs are building a new stadium.
Wanda: You pay Walcott that
Wenger: And that's why no one is ever getting ze 140 k per week again. Ever. It's banned at Arsenal
Wanda: 100k?
Wenger: Olympic stadium is nice, but funded with ze tax payer money. They play some beautiful football now
Wanda: 70k?
Wenger: Deal
Calls Inter
Arsene: I heard you are selling ze top, top talent with good finishing, Icardi
Inter: 75 million
Two weeks later
Reporter: Are you looking for a striker?
Arsene: I believe we have lots of top, top quality there. We have Theo Walcott, okay not him, scratch him, we have Giroud, we have Sanogo, Akpom, Theo, okay not Theo, Campbell, Sanchez can play there, top, top quality, Welbeck will be back soon too. We do not want to effect ze cohesion of the team or ze development of the youngsters. Did I tell you how we have so many of ze strikers that we'd be happy to donate Walcott for free to any club?