Noni Madueke

[theHotHead]

My biggest frustration isn’t signing Madueke

It’s the fact Chelsea paid £50m for his upgrade in Gittens

Make it make sense

We pay £50m (suggested) for the player Chelsea have just spent £50m to upgrade

Just lol

Eh?
We haven’t signed him have we?

BBC reporting we have agreed terms with the player, its not looking good bro, its not looking f***ing good !

[theHotHead]

Stick my head out here.
Imo he would be the best Chelsea reject we have signed if we were to.

But I don't want him, yes I like he tries to beat a player and can but he is like Gervinho after that there is no end product.
Bandana and pony tail it's a fkn no for me!!!!! We have enough look at me pricks already.

Good discussion to have on a boring day

Who's the best/worst Chelsea player we have got?

Don't think any goes over 4/10 as they've all been garbage so whos been the least shit?

You can't be objective about Chelsea's signings, so I will be.

Cech - 5/10
Luiz - 5/10
Jorginho 5/10
Havertz 6/10
Sterling 2/10

Who have I missed?

[theHotHead]

Now we are looking at Kepa and Madueke, neither player who make you think "good player", so why the f**k are we signing these wastemen?!

[deleted account]

My biggest frustration isn’t signing Madueke

It’s the fact Chelsea paid £50m for his upgrade in Gittens

Make it make sense

We pay £50m (suggested) for the player Chelsea have just spent £50m to upgrade

Just lol

Eh?
We haven’t signed him have we?

BBC reporting we have agreed terms with the player, its not looking good bro, its not looking f***ing good !

I would wait until Arsenal have confirmed things.
So far the only player we wanted and know we even had conversations with is Kepa.

So far we have apparently agreed personal terms with Gyokeres, Sesko, Madueke and Eze.

[RowdyRoddyPoppins]

My biggest frustration isn’t signing Madueke

It’s the fact Chelsea paid £50m for his upgrade in Gittens

Make it make sense

We pay £50m (suggested) for the player Chelsea have just spent £50m to upgrade

Just lol

Eh?
We haven’t signed him have we?

BBC reporting we have agreed terms with the player, its not looking good bro, its not looking f***ing good !

I would wait until Arsenal have confirmed things.
So far the only player we wanted and know we even had conversations with is Kepa.

So far we have apparently agreed personal terms with Gyokeres, Sesko, Madueke and Eze.

But you can at least accept Arsenals interest is 100% legit?

[deleted account]

My biggest frustration isn’t signing Madueke

It’s the fact Chelsea paid £50m for his upgrade in Gittens

Make it make sense

We pay £50m (suggested) for the player Chelsea have just spent £50m to upgrade

Just lol

Eh?
We haven’t signed him have we?

BBC reporting we have agreed terms with the player, its not looking good bro, its not looking f***ing good !

I would wait until Arsenal have confirmed things.
So far the only player we wanted and know we even had conversations with is Kepa.

So far we have apparently agreed personal terms with Gyokeres, Sesko, Madueke and Eze.

But you can at least accept Arsenals interest is 100% legit?

There is no way of knowing whether we have even spoken to him.
95% of everything in the football journalism pertaining to transfers turns out to be wrong or unverified.

Maybe we have spoken to him.. don't know.
Best to wait until the club announce, IMO - or photo, video confirmation of him at our training ground for a medical.

[RowdyRoddyPoppins]

My biggest frustration isn’t signing Madueke

It’s the fact Chelsea paid £50m for his upgrade in Gittens

Make it make sense

We pay £50m (suggested) for the player Chelsea have just spent £50m to upgrade

Just lol

Eh?
We haven’t signed him have we?

BBC reporting we have agreed terms with the player, its not looking good bro, its not looking f***ing good !

I would wait until Arsenal have confirmed things.
So far the only player we wanted and know we even had conversations with is Kepa.

So far we have apparently agreed personal terms with Gyokeres, Sesko, Madueke and Eze.

But you can at least accept Arsenals interest is 100% legit?

There is no way of knowing whether we have even spoken to him.
95% of everything in the football journalism pertaining to transfers turns out to be wrong or unverified.

Maybe we have spoken to him.. don't know.
Best to wait until the club announce, IMO - or photo, video confirmation of him at our training ground for a medical.

So based on this, we haven't signed or even approached Zubimendi?

[Ach]

Apparently we either buy players or were never in for them at all. Lol

[VCC]

Apparently we either buy players or were never in for them at all. Lol

It's a very different knock remember,
Probably on the wrong door

[UFGN]

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1941508121811353814

Ornstein says personal terms agreed.

Jesus wept if Arteta signs this muppet

[Ach]

Stick my head out here.
Imo he would be the best Chelsea reject we have signed if we were to.

But I don't want him, yes I like he tries to beat a player and can but he is like Gervinho after that there is no end product.
Bandana and pony tail it's a fkn no for me!!!!! We have enough look at me pricks already.

Good discussion to have on a boring day

Who's the best/worst Chelsea player we have got?

Don't think any goes over 4/10 as they've all been garbage so whos been the least shit?

You can't be objective about Chelsea's signings, so I will be.

Cech - 5/10
Luiz - 5/10
Jorginho 5/10
Havertz 6/10
Sterling 2/10

Who have I missed?

Gallas
Diarra
Benayoun
Willian

I'll go

Gallas and havertz 4
Luiz and cech 3
Jorginho 2
The rest 1

A fair rating

Havertz is still here so time to go lower or higher as unlikely as that seems

[deleted account]

Stick my head out here.
Imo he would be the best Chelsea reject we have signed if we were to.

But I don't want him, yes I like he tries to beat a player and can but he is like Gervinho after that there is no end product.
Bandana and pony tail it's a fkn no for me!!!!! We have enough look at me pricks already.

Good discussion to have on a boring day

Who's the best/worst Chelsea player we have got?

Don't think any goes over 4/10 as they've all been garbage so whos been the least shit?

You can't be objective about Chelsea's signings, so I will be.

Cech - 5/10
Luiz - 5/10
Jorginho 5/10
Havertz 6/10
Sterling 2/10

Who have I missed?

Cech 7/10
Luiz 5/10
Jorgihno 7/10
Havertz 8/10
Sterling 2/10
Gallas 6/10 (could have been higher but for his crazy antics)
Benayoun 6/10
Diarra 3/10
Willian 3/10

[UFGN]

https://one-versus-one.com/en/compare-p ... Martinelli

What exactly is the point of signing Madueke?

Barely an improvement on Martinelli's numbers, significantly less assists, expensive transfer fee.

Maybe Arteta thinks he can turn some of those XG into, you know, goals? With his expert coaching skills that have worked so well for Martinelli? That have kept Nwaneri on the bench?

[theHotHead]

Stick my head out here.
Imo he would be the best Chelsea reject we have signed if we were to.

But I don't want him, yes I like he tries to beat a player and can but he is like Gervinho after that there is no end product.
Bandana and pony tail it's a fkn no for me!!!!! We have enough look at me pricks already.

Good discussion to have on a boring day

Who's the best/worst Chelsea player we have got?

Don't think any goes over 4/10 as they've all been garbage so whos been the least shit?

You can't be objective about Chelsea's signings, so I will be.

Cech - 5/10
Luiz - 5/10
Jorginho 5/10
Havertz 6/10
Sterling 2/10

Who have I missed?

Gallas
Diarra
Benayoun
Willian

I'll go

Gallas and havertz 4
Luiz and cech 3
Jorginho 2
The rest 1

A fair rating

Havertz is still here so time to go lower or higher as unlikely as that seems

Jeepers - I forgot about them ! Its a bloody horror story ! Will we never learn FFS.

[Zenith]

According to Romano, the player has agreed to retain his current salary of £50k/week. A key distinction is that, allegedly, at Chelsea he's earning £50k flat, whereas at Arsenal it'd include bonuses, i.e, a lower base salary, which could rise to £50k, providing that certain performance/appearance criteria are met.