An Interview with Whee

[Reverend Gooner]

If you were given the option for a guaranteed place would you go on big brother?

If you could become the face of one product what would it be?

What dish can you cook the best?

Are you any good at archery?

[whee]

If you were given the option for a guaranteed place would you go on big brother?

No, despise it with a passion, everything it stands for. They put people in their to create conflict, then water it down - which to me is f***ing pointless. I'm just not sure when it was decided the whole BB concept is good tele.

If you could become the face of one product what would it be?

An ace porn video that I had featured in. 15 hot sluts - then my grinning mug in between them. That'd be sweet.

What dish can you cook the best?

Steak. I cook a mean steak. I've got a picture on my phone of a couple I did for myself the other day - i'll get it up on here for you to judge. It was ace grub. Gotta be bleeding!

Are you any good at archery?

Haven't done it in about 8 years to be honest mate, so i'd say I was probably dump now unfortunately

[Fabrestuta]

If you could flatten one player or manager and get away with it who would it be?

If you saw Alex Ferguson having a heart attack would you give him CPR?

Would you agree that I'm the most handsome Irish Gooner living in North Carolina that posts here.

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

Stab Ronaldo with no guarantee he would die or get your 15 filthy sluts movie?

[whee]

If you could flatten one player or manager and get away with it who would it be?

Gerrard. Cheating, good for nothing piece of over rated, one footed shit. I'd spark that little c*** right out.

If you saw Alex Ferguson having a heart attack would you give him CPR?

Yes. Despising a legend is one thing. Watching one die is another.

Would you agree that I'm the most handsome Irish Gooner living in North Carolina that posts here.

Shadow of doubt? None! Yes.

[whee]

Stab Ronaldo with no guarantee he would die or get your 15 filthy sluts movie?

I'd sooner stab Ronaldo in the knee with a blunt instrument than sleep with 15 tarts.

No lie.

[Fabrestuta]

If you could flatten one player or manager and get away with it who would it be?

Gerrard. Cheating, good for nothing piece of over rated, one footed shit. I'd spark that little **** right out.

Gerrard doesn't dive whee, well not according to the media he doesn't...just like he didn't blatantly fall over without being touched against us last season.

Would you agree that I'm the most handsome Irish Gooner living in North Carolina that posts here.

Shadow of doubt? None! Yes.

Lmao good answer

[whee]

Gerrard's a cheating piece of shit, and i'd break his skull given half a chance.

[Smeagol]

7. Who's your friends at Goonersworld?

Hey, i'm not picking favourites here, this is highly conraversial. I text SGW quite a lot. UFGN (no longer with us) was a legendary member too. I'vemet up with him a couple of times at games, the most recent one being Bolton in the FA Cup replay in February. We've got plans for the Amsterdam tournament too, although I am currently low on funds. **** sofa.

8. Is there any members you would like to know better?

LRL/Ken/CLS are the boys that seem up for a laugh, i'm sure some japes would be had with that lot after a few beers.

Not one mention? You utter shit Mr Whee.

[whee]

Well you'd left this place rudeboy, but you know you're included sweetcheeks

[Smeagol]

Well you'd left this place rudeboy, but you know you're included sweetcheeks

I hadn't left, I'd just taken a sabbatical.

And thanks hun.

[Rockin' Robin]

What is the stupidest thing you've ever 1. said 2. done?

[whee]

Well you'd left this place rudeboy, but you know you're included sweetcheeks

I hadn't left, I'd just taken a sabbatical.

And thanks hun.

Still a comedy queen then JT?

What is the stupidest thing you've ever 1. said 2. done?

I was having a chat with a mate about going travelling, he said he wasn't up for it, so I called him a pussy. He then said I didn't have the bottle to go anywhere abroad on my own. To which I replied "Course I do you f****t" - blatantly hoping that would be the end of it.

"You ain't got the bottle..." he said (This is now the phrase my mates use when they catch me backing out of a dare).

"Yeah I have c*** beard"

Long story short, I then went on a 2 week solo trip to Ukraine. Pretty much shit myself getting off the plane in Kiev, didn't have a f***ing scooby what was going on. That was pretty dumb.

[Libertine]

Long story short, I then went on a 2 week solo trip to Ukraine. Pretty much shit myself getting off the plane in Kiev, didn't have a f***ing scooby what was going on. That was pretty dumb.

Bet you loved it out there though mate.
being on your own forces you to throw yourself into it, rather than watch safely from a distance.

[whee]

Long story short, I then went on a 2 week solo trip to Ukraine. Pretty much shit myself getting off the plane in Kiev, didn't have a f***ing scooby what was going on. That was pretty dumb.

Bet you loved it out there though mate.
being on your own forces you to throw yourself into it, rather than watch safely from a distance.

That's exactly it mate, you either sit alone and have a shit time, or you get right amongst it.

I've never been shy, made loads of ace mates, went back less than 6 weeks after returning home for Xmas & New Year

Pretty sure my throat's still burning from the vodka... Life changing drinks out there.