An Interview With...... Inchpractice
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:24 am
1] Your name:
Withheld for legal reasons.
2] Age: 35
3] Marital status: Depends who's asking...
Living in sin I suppose.
4] Location: Denham Green, Bucks, UK.
5] Occupation: Self employed Visiting Tailor
6] A tailor, tell us a bit more about that:
It involves driving to people's offices and measuring them up for bespoke suits. The suits are then stitched together in a cramped basement under my house by 43 guatamalan refugees who are paid in scraps of dog food. When the suits are made I return to the client and do a fitting.
7] Why Arsenal: My Uncle took me to a game when I was about 10 and I was hooked. Been following the Arse ever since (the team not my Uncle).
8] Favourite food: Mashed potato and peanut butter (not together).
9] Favourite drink: Stella, Peroni, the usual crap.
10] Favourite holiday destination: So far probably Thailand but ask me again in December because I could be about to have a new one.
11] Tell us about a funny moment in your life: Oh God... there are so many, where to start...
Whilst on holiday in the Far East my friend decided that we should hire a jeep and take the 2 girls we'd just met around the island. As I drove down the pot-holed dirt road of a high street the jeep was bouncing all over the place like a pogo stick.
One of the girls in the back said "Blimey! I should've put me balls* in!"
*Chinese balls
12] What would you be prepared to do in order to have an Arsenal season ticket for life:
For LIFE! f**k me that's a long time. Um...I'd be prepared to trade my missus in for it if anyone's interested...? She's blonde with green eyes, 25 and size 36C.
13] If you could meet anyone alive, who would it be and why: My first instinct is to say Stephen Fry but I'd be equally happy to meet Bill Bailey.
14] If you could meet someone from the past, who and why: John Bonham (Led Zep drummer) because he's probably my all time biggest idol.
I've worshipped him for years and copied all his best moves.
15] Who from this board would you most like to meet: Scottish Lass, obviously. Talk about a stupid question...
16] If you won the lottery at the weekend, what would you do: Buy a massive f**k off house in Denham Village and a few TVRs, then buy a few houses round the world. Carribbean, Far East, New York, Italy etc. then advertise my business for 3 weeks straight on the front cover of the FT and possibly on telly too.
After that I might pay Abi Titmuss and Keeley Hazell to come round and cook mashed potato in the nude.
With thanks to Inch for doing this, I now leave the thread open for everyone else to ask a few questions. Anyone wishing to partake in this, please drop me a PM
Withheld for legal reasons.
2] Age: 35
3] Marital status: Depends who's asking...
Living in sin I suppose.
4] Location: Denham Green, Bucks, UK.
5] Occupation: Self employed Visiting Tailor
6] A tailor, tell us a bit more about that:
It involves driving to people's offices and measuring them up for bespoke suits. The suits are then stitched together in a cramped basement under my house by 43 guatamalan refugees who are paid in scraps of dog food. When the suits are made I return to the client and do a fitting.
7] Why Arsenal: My Uncle took me to a game when I was about 10 and I was hooked. Been following the Arse ever since (the team not my Uncle).
8] Favourite food: Mashed potato and peanut butter (not together).
9] Favourite drink: Stella, Peroni, the usual crap.
10] Favourite holiday destination: So far probably Thailand but ask me again in December because I could be about to have a new one.
11] Tell us about a funny moment in your life: Oh God... there are so many, where to start...
Whilst on holiday in the Far East my friend decided that we should hire a jeep and take the 2 girls we'd just met around the island. As I drove down the pot-holed dirt road of a high street the jeep was bouncing all over the place like a pogo stick.
One of the girls in the back said "Blimey! I should've put me balls* in!"
*Chinese balls
12] What would you be prepared to do in order to have an Arsenal season ticket for life:
For LIFE! f**k me that's a long time. Um...I'd be prepared to trade my missus in for it if anyone's interested...? She's blonde with green eyes, 25 and size 36C.
13] If you could meet anyone alive, who would it be and why: My first instinct is to say Stephen Fry but I'd be equally happy to meet Bill Bailey.
14] If you could meet someone from the past, who and why: John Bonham (Led Zep drummer) because he's probably my all time biggest idol.
I've worshipped him for years and copied all his best moves.
15] Who from this board would you most like to meet: Scottish Lass, obviously. Talk about a stupid question...
16] If you won the lottery at the weekend, what would you do: Buy a massive f**k off house in Denham Village and a few TVRs, then buy a few houses round the world. Carribbean, Far East, New York, Italy etc. then advertise my business for 3 weeks straight on the front cover of the FT and possibly on telly too.
After that I might pay Abi Titmuss and Keeley Hazell to come round and cook mashed potato in the nude.
With thanks to Inch for doing this, I now leave the thread open for everyone else to ask a few questions. Anyone wishing to partake in this, please drop me a PM