An Interview With...... Inchpractice

[gzagee]

- So what is really your name then?

- Can you do the rolex sweep?

- Faviourite film?

Pissing myself laughing: Can you do the rolex sweep?

I can see it now - Inchy doing the Timmy Mallet!

[damo1583]

Well inch i am half Romany so Tinker, you Tailor, now all we need is a Soldier and a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Inchpräctice]

- So what is really your name then?

- Can you do the rolex sweep?

- Favourite film?

Never heard of the rolex sweep sorry.
Film - In the Name of the Father

Well inch i am half Romany so Tinker, you Tailor, now all we need is a Soldier and a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure someone on here said they used to be in the army...

[SE13]

I'm sure someone on here said they used to be in the army...

SGW used to be in the Army, so that one is covered, and I am about to eat Shepherds pie.....

I'll get my coat......

[ozgooner]

bad habits ?

[She_Gunner_Wales]

Have you ever been arrested?

[damo1583]

Inch there were a couple of really good documenteries on T.V last night, one was on british style genius and the other was on Saville Row, both were excellent i was wondering if you caught them.

[Inchpräctice]

bad habits ?

Speeding, Spanking and Goonersworld.

Have you ever been arrested?

No, luckily.
I've done plenty of things that I should've been arrested for but I just didn't get caught.

[Inchpräctice]

Inch there were a couple of really good documenteries on T.V last night, one was on british style genius and the other was on Saville Row, both were excellent i was wondering if you caught them.

Yes I saw them but not last night.
They're both repeats. There was a series on BBC4 a few months ago specifically on Savile Row and it was very interesting to watch although edited by a bunch of total W****rs.
Three one-hour programmes that milked all the stereotypes for all their worth.
I shouldn't complain though because I got a good bucketload of business when they were on.

The Style Genius thing was one programme out of the whole series that featured some time on the Row. The rest of the programmes are about other 'geniuses'.
Again it wasn't bad but it looked a bit like recycled clips from the BBC4 documentary.
Interesting for people who know nothing about what we do but from my point of view I would always want them to look at a wider variety of tailors and not just the same old twats that have been there 200 years.

[nischit4]

which position did you play(when you were young )?

Have you ever tailored a suit for a celebrity?

Pepsi or Coke?

any Celebrity you'd like to do?

[TheLittleMozart]

- Ever done a chick up the 'dirt trail'?

- Faviorite joke

- Faviorite meal?

[Nathalispur]

Just wanted to say Barbados is THE nicest of all the Carribean Isles you will love it....oh to go back!

[Inchpräctice]

which position did you play(when you were young )?

Have you ever tailored a suit for a celebrity?

Pepsi or Coke?

any Celebrity you'd like to do?

Position - Left and right wing (and I'm still young and still playing dammit! )
Celeb - No not yet, I'm not gay enough to move in those circles unfortunately but I have made suits for some of London's biggest businessmen like the Chairman of Shell etc.

Pepsi

Do - I find it hard to really fancy celebrities in films and stuff because at the back of my mind I know I'll never ever meet them so the horn only lasts the length of the film.
People who you meet every day are far more sexy because at least there's a tiny chance that you might get to boff them.
If I had to choose a celeb I'd probably choose someone like Jennifer Morrison (House) or Keeley Hazell or Abi Titmuss!!

[Inchpräctice]

- Ever done a chick up the 'dirt trail'?

- Faviorite joke

- Faviorite meal?

Dirt Trail - A gentleman never discusses these things in public.

(Has to be done)

Meal - bangers and mash with eggs on top.

Joke - There are so many but here's one of my favourites by Jimmy Carr:

I was coming out of a shop the other day and I bumped into a mate of mine who said "I pulled these two birds last night!"

I said "They're like buses"

He said "I know, you wait for ages and then two come along at once"

I said "No......

They are like buses."








Tried to find that joke on YouTube but it aint there so here's a clip of him responding to a heckler:

[She_Gunner_Wales]

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