An Interview With...... Ades_Dancin_Shoes

[Fabrestuta]

Good heterosexual answer.

You are walking down the road and spotCashley being attacked by a pit bull, do you
1. watch and laugh.
2. Take bets on how long he will last.
3. Wait until the dog is finished then steal his wallet.
4. All of the above.

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

All of the above. I'd also steal his phone, return it to his Mrs then bang her.

[Reverend Gooner]

1) Would you rather face a 5 times the size hornet or a 5 times the size emporer scorpion (no deadly venom but the venom still hurts like hell)? You are armed only with a big crowbar and the yellow pages and there is no leaving the room until there is a victor.


2) You are on a boeing 747, the crew are unconscious and none of the passengers have any flight experience at all. For some reason the passengers look to you to take the controls, do you go for it? or do you refuse the responsibility?


3) Which popular game show would you host if you had the chance?


4) You got the chance to make a 10 minute speech at the UN at the next meeting. What would you talk about?


5) If you had to enter the Olympics for team GB which event would you go for?


6) Which popular conspiracy theory would you choose to know the absolute truth about if you had to pick one? (not anything metaphysical)


7) If you could change the ending to one film which film would you choose and what would you change?

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

1) Would you rather face a 5 times the size hornet or a 5 times the size emporer scorpion (no deadly venom but the venom still hurts like hell)? You are armed only with a big crowbar and the yellow pages and there is no leaving the room until there is a victor.


2) You are on a boeing 747, the crew are unconscious and none of the passengers have any flight experience at all. For some reason the passengers look to you to take the controls, do you go for it? or do you refuse the responsibility?


3) Which popular game show would you host if you had the chance?


4) You got the chance to make a 10 minute speech at the UN at the next meeting. What would you talk about?


5) If you had to enter the Olympics for team GB which event would you go for?


6) Which popular conspiracy theory would you choose to know the absolute truth about if you had to pick one? (not anything metaphysical)


7) If you could change the ending to one film which film would you choose and what would you change?

Tough questions mate

1 - I'd take the scorpion, he ca't fly and just smack him with the yellow pages. Job Done.

2 - Yeah I'd well do it, I'd love to drive a plane!

3 - Catchphrase!

4 - I'd talk about bannig nuclear weapons because I think they're crap or I'd see if I could just take over

5 - Womens gymnastics coach

6 - 9/11

7 - I'd have made Tony Montana not die at the end of Scarface. I felt bad for him.

[She_Gunner_Wales]

Neither, they're both as gay as each other so I'd make them do each other and pay me for the pleasure.

oh THAT IS SUCH A WRONG ANSWER!

You should wax ronaldo's legs, with teh hottest wax you can find & pretend to be amatuer at waxing (you are aint you?) and pull the strips off very slowly to watch him wince in pain, buy the time you done 2 strips he would be in unbearable pain so he'd look even more of a nonce with baldy patches!

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When the lovely Jen goes into labour are you going to have a go at the Gas & Air?

[Cheese]

If you was going to a fancy dress party tonight whot would you go as?

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

Neither, they're both as gay as each other so I'd make them do each other and pay me for the pleasure.

oh THAT IS SUCH A WRONG ANSWER!

You should wax ronaldo's legs, with teh hottest wax you can find & pretend to be amatuer at waxing (you are aint you?) and pull the strips off very slowly to watch him wince in pain, buy the time you done 2 strips he would be in unbearable pain so he'd look even more of a nonce with baldy patches!

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When the lovely Jen goes into labour are you going to have a go at the Gas & Air?

No way, that means being near him and risking the possbility of catching HIV when his blood spills. No thanks!

And yes I'm on that gas and air!

If you was going to a fancy dress party tonight whot would you go as?

Fabianski, easy excuse to wear an Arsenal shirt on a night out

[SE13]

And yes I'm on that gas and air!

Just go steady with it! It's more powerful than you think! I have heard of people taking balloons in and filling them........

[Libertine]

If you could have attend any Arsenal match from the past, which would it have been?

[She_Gunner_Wales]

Have you ever met any Arsenal players past or present?

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

If you could have attend any Arsenal match from the past, which would it have been?

Anfield in 89. No doubts about that!

Have you ever met any Arsenal players past or present?

Yeah I've met a few mostly on business though. All to my delight were proper nice lads.

[goona4eva]

And yes I'm on that gas and air!

Just go steady with it! It's more powerful than you think! I have heard of people taking balloons in and filling them........

yeah remember fools and horses, del boy taken it when raquel was giving birth ...........

[nischit4]

1)Which superhero would you want to be for a day?

2)What would you give up to have the ability to play for arsenal?