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An Interview With...... Ades_Dancin_Shoes

Postby SE13 » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:47 pm

1] Name: Alexandre Swift

2] Age: 29

3] Location: Chelsea...sorry :(

4] Occupation: I run my own interior design company

5] That sounds interesting, is this why you are in Monaco a lot: It was yeah, we had a job over there which I could only fit in on weekends.

6] Do you like it over there: Yeah bit too flashy for me in the parts of town we were in but the sun was there and there was tremendous boobage on show

7] How tall are you: 5'10

8] Marital Status: Engaged

9] Would you consider marrying your present girlfriend: In a few years time if I can twist her arm enough.

10] Why Arsenal: It's a family thing, my dad took me the same way his dad took him and so on and so on

11] Favourite all time player: Bergkamp and Viera always gets a mention for slapping Keane around. Adams is up there as well.

12] Favourite match ever: Beating Everton 4-0 to clinch the title. It has a lot of sentimental reasons attached to it for me.

13] What would you be prepared to give up in order to see every Arsenal match: Chocolate, I have a really big sweet tooth but if it ment seeing every Gooners game I'd leave it alone.

14] If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you ran to save: I have a chest in my living room thats full of stuff that Jen and I really love so I'd get that. It's got loads of Arsenal and music stuff in it.

15] Favourite holiday destination: Anywhere in Croatia, I love that place.

16] Favourite drink: Staropramen or hot milk & honey.

17] Favourite food: My mums lamb kofta or Jen's lasagna

18] Who from this board would you most like to meet: I dunno SGW and SE13 have been really good to me with the baby advise so probably them to buy them a few jars in thanks.

19] Who is top of your "allowed" list: Thandie Newton.

20] Who would you most like to meet from history: Maybe Yasser Arafat or Andy Warhol


With massive thanks to ADS for taking the time to do this, the thread is now open to everyone to ask almost anything, within reason!

Anyone else wanting to be added to the list of future interviews, drop me a PM, and I'll add you to the list.

Right, over to you lot!
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Re: An Interview With...... Ades_Dancin_Shoes

Postby gzagee » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:54 pm

Watch ya, ADS.

My question is: How's an ugly, gap-toothed, Fabianski looking, motha-fookr get a girl like Jen? (Cos it can't be your "prowess" between the sheets ;) ) No offence, like.
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Postby She_Gunner_Wales » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:22 pm

If you were given a blank canvas what would you paint?
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Postby ozgooner » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:45 pm

bad habits ?
favourite sandwich ?
favourite band/musician/singer ?
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Re: An Interview With...... Ades_Dancin_Shoes

Postby TheLittleMozart » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:57 pm

Why must you continually lie about your hair being better than mine? ;)
If you could murder one person and get away totally scott-free.. who would it be?
What came first; The chicken or the egg?
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Postby mikey_gooner » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:02 pm

if you could choose one former player to go out on the lash with who would it be and why ?
if you could go back in time to any point of history and change anything what would you do ?
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Re: An Interview With...... Ades_Dancin_Shoes

Postby SE13 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:06 pm

TheLittleMozart wrote:What came first; The chicken or the egg?


Well, as I saw a chicken smoking a cigarette in its bed the other day, that question is now answered!
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Postby arseman » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:14 pm

Do you play football? If yes, what position?
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Postby TheLittleMozart » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:22 pm

SE13 wrote:
TheLittleMozart wrote:What came first; The chicken or the egg?


Well, as I saw a chicken smoking a cigarette in its bed the other day, that question is now answered!


You know its illegal to have sex with animals dude....
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Postby SE13 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:23 pm

TheLittleMozart wrote:
SE13 wrote:
TheLittleMozart wrote:What came first; The chicken or the egg?


Well, as I saw a chicken smoking a cigarette in its bed the other day, that question is now answered!


You know its illegal to have sex with animals dude....


Hence why I immediately reported your actions :lol:
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Postby TheLittleMozart » Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:29 pm

SE13 wrote:
TheLittleMozart wrote:
SE13 wrote:
TheLittleMozart wrote:What came first; The chicken or the egg?


Well, as I saw a chicken smoking a cigarette in its bed the other day, that question is now answered!


You know its illegal to have sex with animals dude....


Hence why I immediately reported your actions :lol:


Meh... Your holes your hole mate! ;)
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Postby Andreys_Does_Simples » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:14 pm

gzagee wrote:Watch ya, ADS.

My question is: How's an ugly, gap-toothed, Fabianski looking, motha-fookr get a girl like Jen? (Cos it can't be your "prowess" between the sheets ;) ) No offence, like.


She still thinks I am Fabianski. She wants to be a WAG. Bit of a pain in the arse having to hide at my mums for 3 days at European games but at least I can have a lash on match days. If you see her don't say anything yeah?

She_Gunner_Wales wrote:If you were given a blank canvas what would you paint?


It'd all depend on my mood at the time. Right now I'd probably draw my mum as a kid in Lebanon with loads of mughal architecture in the background.

ozgooner wrote:bad habits ?
favourite sandwich ?
favourite band/musician/singer ?


I bite my nails and smoking.
Sandwich is chicken, cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, jalepinos and green peppers with butter not mayo.
Emm Favourite band is probably Ocean Colour Scene or Primal Scream

TheLittleMozart wrote:Why must you continually lie about your hair being better than mine? ;)
If you could murder one person and get away totally scott-free.. who would it be?
What came first; The chicken or the egg?

When you grow pubes you can talk to me about your baby hair mate :)
I could never murder anyone, I'd top myself with the guilt.
And persoanlly I think the chicken came first.
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Postby Andreys_Does_Simples » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:16 pm

mikey_gooner wrote:if you could choose one former player to go out on the lash with who would it be and why ?
if you could go back in time to any point of history and change anything what would you do ?


Arsenal player? Adams all day! Any player Maradona.
I'd have made us won the CL against Barca! Robbing bastards.

arseman wrote:Do you play football? If yes, what position?


I rarely play now, my legs are gone lol but when I did I played right mid or right back.
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Postby Fabrestuta » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:20 pm

You are forced on threat of death between shaving Wayne Rooneys back or waxing Ronaldos legs, which one do you choose and why?
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Postby Andreys_Does_Simples » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:31 pm

Neither, they're both as gay as each other so I'd make them do each other and pay me for the pleasure.
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