An Interview With........ ScottishLass

[SE13]

1] What is your name - Tiffany

2] How old are you - 23 ( Getting old )

3] Location - Gourock ( About 40 minutes away from glasgow city centre )

4] Occupation - Own 2 tanning salon's with added massage features - my hands and a few water massaging beds Qualified massuess ( cant ever spell that god damn word! )

5] How did you get into that field of work? - Bit of gentle persuasion off of Jen to do something that I enjoy doing

6] Status - Married

7] What first attracted you to Arsenal - Thats an easy one.. Dennis Bergkamp

8] I see you are in Scotland. Would you rather Arsenal won The European Cup, or Scotland merged into England - Dam the english!! Only joking.. Arsenal to win the European Cup obviously

9] Favourite player of all time, from any club, any nationality - Thats a very good question Depends on wether you mean personality wise or footballing wise.. To merge both I'd have to say Ally McCoist (I'd well have his babies)

10] If you had one superpower to choose for a day, what would it be and why - I dont want a superpower lol I want to be like a pig.. I heard recently they have 24 hours orgasms?

11] If you owned Arsenal, what would you change - I would have Eboue's legs chopped off to make an example.. the example being we dont accept gypsy diving crap people playing for arsenal..

12] Who from the board would you most like to meet - Theres quite a few really lol.. Libs the old man Asbo kid.. Helen You too Chris and an old favourite in Slappy

13] Favourite place to shop - I'm a freak for shopping - Don't really have a favourite shop just anywhere with interesting goodies

14] Favourite holiday destination - Was Milan until recently.. New York it is now Some gooood shops there.. Expensive though

15] One piece of advice you could give to everyone - Dont regret anything that once made you smile..

16] If you won the lottery, what would you do - Live my same life to be honest.. I do a wee bit for a school for disabled children near by me ( Lillybank school ) - I go and visit them quite a bit, so i'd probably donate alot of money to get them a better place to have the school ( Really rough area and they get alot of hassle ).

Well, there we go! Many thanks to Tiffany for taking the time to do this. Now it's over to you people to ask a few more questions, within reason!

[Fabrestuta]

24 hour orgasms eh, so you have heard of me then?


If you could take a pill that made you 25% smarter but it also made your arse bigger, would you take it?

[ScottishLass]

24 hour orgasms eh, so you have heard of me then?


If you could take a pill that made you 25% smarter but it also made your arse bigger, would you take it?

No coz my bum is my favourite feature Plus im smart enough for what I need to do

[Fabrestuta]

I dunno, I think you have other assets......


Ok since you are also a Gers fan as well as a Gooner. If you had to choose, would you rather go to Parkhead wearing a Celtic jersey or Old Trafford wearing a Manc jersey?

[ScottishLass]

I dunno, I think you have other assets......


Ok since you are also a Gers fan as well as a Gooner. If you had to choose, would you rather go to Parkhead wearing a Celtic jersey or Old Trafford wearing a Manc jersey?

Firstly im not a gers fan Im a morton / arsenal fan , I dislike celtic as much as i dislike rangers I couldnt stand wearing a manc jersey at old trafford so parkhead it is

[Fabrestuta]

I dunno, I think you have other assets......


Ok since you are also a Gers fan as well as a Gooner. If you had to choose, would you rather go to Parkhead wearing a Celtic jersey or Old Trafford wearing a Manc jersey?

Firstly im not a gers fan Im a morton / arsenal fan , I dislike celtic as much as i dislike rangers I couldnt stand wearing a manc jersey at old trafford so parkhead it is

Oops I thought you were a Rangers supporter also.


Good choice though.

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

Would you put up with your arse to go saggy if it ment Arsenal winning the CL. And would you keep it saggy if it ment that we'd sign Messi and Ronaldo would loss the feeling in his legs?

Also hasn't everyone had Ally McCoists babies...or at least had him

[ScottishLass]

Would you put up with your arse to go saggy if it ment Arsenal winning the CL. And would you keep it saggy if it ment that we'd sign Messi and Ronaldo would loss the feeling in his legs?

Also hasn't everyone had Ally McCoists babies...or at least had him

I'd take anything for arsenal to win the CL Messi im not too arsed about And sorry to say but i enjoy watching ronaldo ( when hes not being a diving *insert sweary word here* )

Everyone bar me ads everyone bar poor little me

[Inchpräctice]

[b]1] What is your name - Tiffany

3] Location - Gourock ( About 40 minutes away from glasgow city centre )

4] Occupation - Own 2 tanning salon's with added massage features - my hands and a few water massaging beds Qualified masseuse ( cant ever spell that god damn word! )

*Types 'tanning salons in Gourock' into Google...*

*Books a massage under the name 'Ally McCoist' and then jumps in a Lamborghini and drives naked to Gourock*

6] Status - Married

*Drives Lambo into river*

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

Would you put up with your arse to go saggy if it ment Arsenal winning the CL. And would you keep it saggy if it ment that we'd sign Messi and Ronaldo would loss the feeling in his legs?

Also hasn't everyone had Ally McCoists babies...or at least had him

I'd take anything for arsenal to win the CL Messi im not too arsed about And sorry to say but i enjoy watching ronaldo ( when hes not being a diving *insert sweary word here* )

Everyone bar me ads everyone bar poor little me

You could go stand outside Ibrox and flutter your eye lids, bet you'd have him then lol. And Ronaldo is always a diving little shit so...lol

[niko197]

6] Status - Married

i think that you just broke soooo many harts on this forum.....

yeah, how old were you when you got married?

[SE13]

6] Status - Married

i think that you just broke soooo many harts on this forum.....

Yep......

Did I break hearts when people discovered I was married?

Oh well....

[niko197]

6] Status - Married

i think that you just broke soooo many harts on this forum.....

Yep......

Did I break hearts when people discovered I was married?

Oh well....

well.......you didn't broke mine....but who knows....ask rachel or ....

[Inchpräctice]

6] Status - Married

i think that you just broke soooo many harts on this forum.....

Yep......

Did I break hearts when people discovered I was married?

Oh well....

You're not going to break any hearts with that avatar mate!
If we don't know what you look like we can't fall in love with you....

[slappy]

OLD & slappy dont go in the same sentence ;o)