An Interview with TheOne2Smooth

[Trina]

Feel free to ask your own questions

1. Real Name:
Tony Mark Briggs the 3rd

2. Age:
31

3. Occupation:
Welder and football referee


4. Why do you support Arsenal: As a young boy my dad guided me down the path his dad before him did, so mainly due to family Im a gooner thank god


5. Favourite player, past and present:Too many to mention of the past, I'm a centre half so I would say Tony Adams tops my list of favorite players, Although Dennis Bergkamp, Ian Wright and Henry run very close, Present not a popular choice I suspect but I just cant get enough of Alex Song, I love a grafter someone who shows they want to win, he made some excellent performances at the end of the season!


6. Who is top of your "allowed" list: Lily Allen dont know what it is but I would love to make her smile


7. Tell us something interesting about you:
on the Arsenal Video 92 from 92 I am very visable after a Kevin Campbell goal in the romp over sheff wednesday, I'm the ball boy

also I have been on numerous TV programmes including London Tonight, Shirley Ghostman investigates and street hypnosis


8. Ideal place to live:
I would say Highbury homes but that would be pretty sad remembering the ground how it used to be, so I will say outside WHL so I can piss on the ground on a daily basis

9. Who would you like to meet off the forum:
got to be goose he is my kind of gooner! also Gooneritis, Undapresha and Castano


10. Would you contemplate cheating on your other half for a free season ticket: yes and so would she I suspect and I wouldnt have no hard feelings about it afterwards


11. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you ran to save: my collection of rare fire extinguisers


12. Who would you most like to meet from history:
Bill Nicholson so I could kick him in the nuts


13. If you won the lottery, what would you do: faint! Buy a house in Tottenham and paint it red and white


14. What's something you wish you could understand better:
A Adebyors interview actually not so much now

15. What are you afraid of:
Death, there's not a lot that scares me to be honest, well not in this country but if I saw a lion walking up Leyton high road its safe to say I would brick it

[She_Gunner_Wales]

What is your funniest most memorable moment?

Your most embarrasing moment?

And if Arsenal didnt exist, who would you be supporting?

[Briggsy]

Funniest moment once again to many to mention as you know I love a laugh. As a youngster I advertised my school was sale in a newspaper and also put a for sale signs up around the building.
Memorial moment 89 without a doubt! Most embarrassing moment. The one time I went commando I split my trousers in the backside region in the middle of romford market. If Arsenal didn't exist I would like to think Leyton Orient

[Briggsy]

What is your favorite Arsenal moment? Anfield 89
How would you describe yourself to a person you've never met? Tall good looking, dark hair and eyes compulsive liar

[Trina]

Have you ever been arrested?

[Briggsy]

Have you ever been arrested?

to many times lol but not for 8 years grown up a lot!

[Trina]

lol

Who is your idol?

[Briggsy]

lol

Who is your idol?

my idol hmmm Jack Dee as I want to be a stand up comic

[Goose]

lol

Who is your idol?

my idol hmmm Jack Dee as I want to be a stand up comic

nice interview, I also want to be a stand up comic, dont think im brave enough tho, maybe
we should start a double act....

Whats your best joke?

What was the worst date you ever had?

Most embarrassing thing you have done while drunk?

[Briggsy]

lol

Who is your idol?

my idol hmmm Jack Dee as I want to be a stand up comic

nice interview, I also want to be a stand up comic, dont think im brave enough tho, maybe
we should start a double act....

Whats your best joke?

What was the worst date you ever had?

Most embarrassing thing you have done while drunk?

hmmm my best joke 'on my careers day at school the teacher asked what i'd like to be, I said a comedian he started laughing, he won't be laughing when i'm on stage .... Erm
worst date not really had many bad one I do remember being on a date with a lovely blonde and I had major tummy trouble .
Most embarrassing thing while drunk. Went in to a wet boxer shorts competition and got completely naked in front of a 1,000 lucky people

[gzagee]

Were you the first or last to be picked at football?

Which footballer were you in the playground?

Any hairy moments as a ref?

[Briggsy]

Were you the first or last to be picked at football? Was never last but yet never first mr average

Which footballer were you in the playground? Anders Limpar and to this day my mate calls me Briggspar

Any hairy moments as a ref? Last season almost had a row. I referee'd a team who thought I was favouring one team more than them for some strange reason. So a player came up to me said you was shit ref. I turned to him and replied ok if thats what you think but you cost your team the game not me you missed 3 sitters and you fell on your ass on one of the occasions' he obviously wasn't happy and wanted a row in the carpark. He bottled it in the end

[castano]

Have you been fired before? When was the most embarassing time u farted in public?

[Briggsy]

Have you been fired before? Yes many times!
When was the most embarassing time u farted in public? Farting is cool and is never embarrassing, but when your with a lady sneak it out, then blame it on the sewers

[gooneritis]

great interview.

got to love this Q and A:

11. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you ran to save: my collection of rare fire extinguisers