1. Real Name:
Marlon
2. Age:
30
3. Occupation:
IT Sales
4. Why do you support Arsenal:
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright, as a kid, I loved his personality on and off the field. And since the Bergkamp and Henry era, I just love how beautifully we play the game. Also I am from North London, so it’s a no brainer as I definitely would not support Sp*rs
5. Favourite player, past and present:
Thierry Henry, true legend
6. Who is top of your "allowed" list:
If I said I had one, I probably wouldn’t be “allowed” to live by my girfriend, but if I have to choose, I would say Jessica Alba, as the Missues fancies her too, so we could share her
7. Tell us something interesting about you:
I still suck my thumb….
Also, I once got so drunk at a club, when I went out for some air, I slipped on some ice, rolled down a hill and landed at the bottom sprawled out in the snow, in front of the whole damn queue.
I used to work for Sir Alan Sugar
8. Ideal place to live:
Barbados, living as a fisherman
9. Who would you like to meet off the forum:
2Smooth or Gzagee, I think they are nutters like me, also Castano as he is a legend.
In fact all of you
10. Would you contemplate cheating on your other half for a free season ticket:
How can you enjoy a season ticket when you have had your balls cut off and stuffed so far down your throat, that you choke to death on your own semen?
11. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you ran to save:
50” TV , Xbox and games, then the other half, I can find another girlfriend but cant afford another TV or Xbox with all the games.
12. Who would you most like to meet from history:
Adolf Hitler, so I could give him a slap and ask him if he’s dumb
SLAP “Are you dumb blood?”
13. If you won the lottery, what would you do:
Buy a private island, name it Gooseland, build a huge lap-dancing club, make all drugs legal, have weekend long raves and build a racetrack
14. What's something you wish you could understand better:
My girlfriend, I wish she came with an instruction manual, shes like Ikea furniture, has loads of nice pictures but doesn’t make any sense
15. What are you afraid of:
My girlfriend
