Goonersworld

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1. Real Name:
Marlon

2. Age:
30

3. Occupation:
IT Sales

4. Why do you support Arsenal:
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright, as a kid, I loved his personality on and off the field. And since the Bergkamp and Henry era, I just love how beautifully we play the game. Also I am from North London, so it’s a no brainer as I definitely would not support Sp*rs

5. Favourite player, past and present:
Thierry Henry, true legend

6. Who is top of your "allowed" list:
If I said I had one, I probably wouldn’t be “allowed” to live by my girfriend, but if I have to choose, I would say Jessica Alba, as the Missues fancies her too, so we could share her

7. Tell us something interesting about you:
I still suck my thumb….

Also, I once got so drunk at a club, when I went out for some air, I slipped on some ice, rolled down a hill and landed at the bottom sprawled out in the snow, in front of the whole damn queue.

I used to work for Sir Alan Sugar

8. Ideal place to live:
Barbados, living as a fisherman

9. Who would you like to meet off the forum:
2Smooth or Gzagee, I think they are nutters like me, also Castano as he is a legend.

In fact all of you

10. Would you contemplate cheating on your other half for a free season ticket:
How can you enjoy a season ticket when you have had your balls cut off and stuffed so far down your throat, that you choke to death on your own semen?

11. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you ran to save:
50” TV , Xbox and games, then the other half, I can find another girlfriend but cant afford another TV or Xbox with all the games.

12. Who would you most like to meet from history:
Adolf Hitler, so I could give him a slap and ask him if he’s dumb
SLAP “Are you dumb blood?”

13. If you won the lottery, what would you do:
Buy a private island, name it Gooseland, build a huge lap-dancing club, make all drugs legal, have weekend long raves and build a racetrack

14. What's something you wish you could understand better:
My girlfriend, I wish she came with an instruction manual, shes like Ikea furniture, has loads of nice pictures but doesn’t make any sense

15. What are you afraid of:
My girlfriend

Why you called Goose?

Nickname I got from school, had it since I was about 13, someone said I ran with my ass sticking out and my chest forward and looked like a goose

So I asked 118 what come first the chicken or the eggn they said egg cos dinosaurs had em. So my question is what's your favorite dinosaur and which type would provide the best fried eggs?

Lol

Favourite dino, Tyrannosaurus, they look brutal

But best egg? Brontosaurus, can you imagine how big they would be?

Good interview goose we'll have a beer in the season no doubt mate!

How do they put the figs in the fig rolls?

Probably have to have had RTE to understand that..

I know what you are saying about the season ticket vs cheating thing....

Ultimate machine to ride? Mine was a GPZ900r until it frightened the life out of me and I had to downgrade to a GPX600.

Also, what aim have you got before you die?

If you joined an organization something like a internet forum to win a prize would you still claim the prize if you fell in love with the place you joined.

When are you going to ask your lass to marry you?

SLAP “Are you dumb blood?”

I can actually visualize that!

Trina wrote:When are you going to ask your lass to marry you?

Could say the same thing to Fordy regarding you............

Goose wrote:Nickname I got from school, had it since I was about 13, someone said I ran with my ass sticking out and my chest forward and looked like a goose

Lmao. Brilliant that your proud of it.

My best mate at secondary school got called chicken, because when he ran his arms went bent and his wrists bent / flopped down like a gay man being a human fan. He hated it.

SE13 wrote:

Trina wrote:When are you going to ask your lass to marry you?

Could say the same thing to Fordy regarding you............

i have done