Senior Career
FC Barcelona (2004-present): 425 appearances, 354 goals (0.83 goals/appearance)
Argentina (2005-present): 91 caps, 42 goals (0.46 goals/appearance)
TOTAL: 516 appearances, 396 goals (0.77 goals/appearance)
Trophies
La Liga (6): 2004-05, 2005-06, 2008-09, 2009-10, 2010-11, 2012-13
Copa del Rey (2): 2008-09, 2011-12
Supercopa de Espana (6): 2005, 2006, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013
UEFA Champions League (3): 2005-06, 2008-09, 2010-11
UEFA Super Cup (2): 2009, 2011
FIFA Club World Cup (2): 2009, 2011
TOTAL: 21 trophies (2.1 trophies per season)
Individual
4 time Ballon d'Or winner.
Most goals in a calendar year for club and country with 91.
Most goals scored in a European season for a club with 73.
Most goals scored in a calendar year for a European club with 79.
HIghest scorer in a CL game with 5.
Most hat-tricks in CL with 4.
Most goals scored in CL knockout round with 31.
Barcelona's record goal scorer with 354 goals.
Most goals scored in El Clasico with 21.
Second top goal scorer in La Liga history with 243. Top is Telmo Zarra with 251 which Messi will break by the end of September 2014.
Top goal scorer in CL history with 67.
GOATs gonna GOAT.