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Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:59 pm
by Trina
Here are Whee are Dialsquare's final entries.
Both have been asked to tell you all why they should win Gooner Idol 2008.

Please vote for the one you wish to WIN.

The member with the most votes at 8pm on Sunday 17th August will be the winner of Gooner Idol 2008

Here are the entries:


Whee:

Ladies & Gentleman of G-Dub, and Windass, well done for voting me through to this stage, you've done well for yourselves so far - don't go ballsing it up at this point ok?

As you know, with me what you see is what you get. Some might say i'm lacking in the 'empathy' department, Pirezfan - I remember that lecture.

You might think i'm a bit of an arsehole, to be fair, you're probably right. But if you're honest with yourselves, you'll know that every now and again i'll crack a gem that's going to make you chortle and choke on your toast.

You should vote for a bit of winning Whee action for 5 simple reasons.

1. I'm the only bloke in the world who'll openly admit football is better than sex.
2. I'd be well grateful and cover the forum in hilarity and with japery for many years to come.
3. I've never won anything in my bloody life before!!!!!
4. You'll feel better for it :)
5. I will hunt you down Rambo style if you dont.

That's all i've really gotta say about it.

:arsesmile:


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Dialsquare:

Dear All at Gooners World,

I have been informed that you still need further reasons to proclaim me as your supreme leader and Gooner Idol winner. So here goes.

Razor sharp wit, lightning quick banter, informed and reasoned debate. I lack all of these but I have the sheer tenacity to bang on regardless without the first idea of what I am talking about. I am completely unable to form an opinion and then stick with it if it’s put under any pressure at all and have a tendency to fold like the Spurs squad at a lasagna eating contest.

I do tend to rely on my personality, which is a bit of a shame as, to be blunt, I am a nasty, bitter little man with all the popularity of Glen Hoddle at a wheelchair rally. However I make up for this with a complete indifference to anyone else’s feelings so, put simply, don’t care.

Also, if I don’t win I will sulk. Although Whee is a worthy opponent I would like to close with something my dear old white haired Nan used to say. “I ain’t no bodies bitch, mother fecker!”

Yours,



Dialsquare.

P.S. I hate working with Children and Animals so can’t try that one.

P.P.S. I will buy anyone who votes for me a drink. If I win.

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:01 am
by WelshGooner88
u got my vote

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:04 am
by whee
So we're actually both c****?

Lol, we're hilarious DS :)

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:18 am
by gzagee
Tough, very tough, as I hate them both with equal measure. And I would surely have been the chosen one if it hadn't been for both Whee & DS hankering for that pesky comic strip joint. You're a real f**k up, guys!!! Go spin!!!
So now I have to choose between the red or the blue pill..?
Goonerspeeps, don't you see, if you vote you're accepting your fate within the Matrix these two are creating?!
I'm Neo!! And I implore you to PM Trina to get me reinstated as the rightful heir to the throne! I'm your saviour. Not them!!!



Rant over, I'll post my vote...... :redface:

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:47 am
by SE13
Top entries from both. Well done you pair!

Voted.

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:18 am
by Andreys_Does_Simples
Quality stuff from both of you :clap:

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:04 pm
by Younggooner08
My vote is the decisive vote at the moment.

[spoiler=]Go Dialsquare[/spoiler]

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:12 pm
by SuperDumbassman
Spoiler fail...

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:17 pm
by singaporegooner
Dialsquare u better send me a crate of beer once u win this...

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:19 pm
by ozgooner
vote is cast , well done to you both ;)

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:33 pm
by StLGooner
Very tough decisions, well done to both. **goes to flip coin**

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:45 pm
by Fabrestuta
As said above it was a tough choice, both of you deserve to win though lads.

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:09 pm
by dialsquare
if we are the cream then this is worrying...SG what beer do you want?

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:42 am
by singaporegooner
dialsquare wrote:if we are the cream then this is worrying...SG what beer do you want?

Fosters or Heineken or Carlsberg will do...
:sneaky:

Re: Final Round - Vote Here!!!

PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:50 am
by dialsquare
shame.....

Well done whee!!!