Round 4 - singaporegooner

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Round 4 - singaporegooner

Postby Trina » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:55 pm

As the transfer rumours about Lampard rumbles on, Sir Alex decides to pull off a transfer shocker after hearing that Juan Ramos was also interested in signing Lampard. Sir Alex offered Michael Carrick and 10 million pounds in exchange and promptly faxed the proposal to Chelsea. Scolari was notified of the proposal and considered it while he chew on his morning sandwich and agreed. After unveiling the player at a hastily convened press conference, Ronaldo decided to invite Lampard to his birthday party as a welcome gesture. At the party, there was a free flow of all sorts of booze and plenty of babes all around. A bartender at the party invented a new drink which required the guest to down a total of 7 types of alcohol mixed into a 3 feet long PVC pipe moulded into a shape of a donkey, hence the nickname Big Donkey. Lampard was offered the drink and gamely downed the drink swiftly, before concussing immediately. Not wanting to look like a wuss that he was at his own party, Ronaldo decided to try the drink as well. As swiftly as he downed the drink, the effect of the alcohol soon overtook him and he stumbled out to his backyard in total drunken stupor. There, he accidentally bumped into his girlfriend hunched over the grass patch looking for her earrings. Seeing the nice round ass, Ronaldo decided to have a quickie and proceeded to hump her. Almost immediately, a guest saw the scene and screamed her head off. Others quickly gathered and the scene was one to remember. Ronaldo was hunched over a cow, and humping it in earnest. In his drunken state, he had mistaken the cow’s rear as his girlfriend’s ass and done the unthinkable.
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