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Once upon a time there was a cow named Ronaldo, Ronaldo was very talented at diving. On his 18th Birthday he decided it was time to take advantage of his talent so he told his best friend Lampard he was going to see the Big Donkey. Lampard decided he would not let him go alone and insisted he would accompany Ronaldo. They gathered all the chewits they could find to chew on thier long voyage through the PVC. After days of chewing and walking, walking and chewing, chewing and walking, Lampard doing a lot more chewing than walking, they arrived at the Big Donkey, Juan Ramos. Juan Ramos told Ronaldo he could never use Ronaldo in his diving team because he was a little nancy and should go play with Benitez's nancy team. In a rage Ronaldo picked Lampard up and tried to throw him at Ramos but forgetting how much of a nancy he was dropped him causing the end of the world.

And they all lived happily ever after

That's meant to say 'On his 18th birthday'

Changed it for you

I've got serious typos all over mines as well mate

Trina wrote:Changed it for you

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