The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

[Rerktyne]

They cannot win matches against anyone! Not anymore. And teams now see a soft touch!
They will collect another 10 points and go down with 34/35.

[Nejch]

Was it really necessary to make a thread for this?

[Rerktyne]

Just wait and see: we won’t be able to match even Watford when we screw up against ManU.
It won’t matter how well we play: we have in-built self-sabotage!
Even if we went 2-0 up we would contrive to lose 2-3!
Just as we contrived a defeat by Chelsea. Idiot Lacazette did more to lose us that match than Leno!
Guendouzi is so overrated: another irresponsible little turd who forgets his role. Torreira has no ball skills either and Willock the pillock misses easy chances.
Crappy team. They’re going down!

[Ach]

I can totally see us losing 2-0 to Watford tbh

[Nejch]

Do you really need to make a thread for every single thought you have?

[Rerktyne]

Oooh look: it’s Brighton losing at home to Chelsea! That’s the Brighton team that would be WINNING AWAY at Arsenal!
That’s because they are no playing a premiership team whereas at Arsenal they played a lower league team!
Right?

[Santi]

They just drew and should have won

[Jedi]

They just drew and should have won

That's a different team m8

[gooney]

Southampton who lost 9-0 and many thought would be relegated is ahead of us. They have 2 more wins than us in the PL

[Zenith]

Unbeaten in the '20s, lads.

[Arsenal Tone]

Artetaball > Wengerball

[Zenith]

Just wait and see: we won’t be able to match even Watford when we screw up against ManU.
It won’t matter how well we play: we have in-built self-sabotage!
Even if we went 2-0 up we would contrive to lose 2-3!
Just as we contrived a defeat by Chelsea. Idiot Lacazette did more to lose us that match than Leno!
Guendouzi is so overrated: another irresponsible little turd who forgets his role. Torreira has no ball skills either and Willock the pillock misses easy chances.
Crappy team. They’re going down!

This thread was a bit redundant as it could be discussed anywhere.

It also aged like unprocessed milk.

Merged.

[Santi]

Unbeaten treble incoming

[LMAO]

We're winning the World Cup!

[Rerktyne]

Was it really necessary to make a thread for this?

Oh, when should we make a thread: after the ship has sunk? There is a real problem here Our form is relegation form and Watford and Soton and now Hammers are picking up!

Ostriches and sand come to mind!

P.s, I remember my Uni mates who were Utd fans saying that ManU could never go down. A few months later they did! Two European cups Forest - down.
One European cup Villa ' down twice since then!

Nowadays the premiership is full of decent players in even the lower sides: they can beat you!

But, ok, ignore this.