The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

[Va-Va-Voom]

Alexis is loads better than ozil

That's not knee jerk

[Sims]

I think Ozil’s scored more goals than Alexis has since he joined United

We always make shit players look good, Neil Mellor etc, Alexis fits right in

[Va-Va-Voom]

Sanchez is a top 3 player of the Emirates era

Ozil isn't

[Ach]

Alexis
Ozil
Sagna

Cant think of anyone else tbh

[Sims]

Sanchez is a top 3 player of the Emirates era

Ozil isn't

You can’t have a man who shags dogs in the top 3 of the Emirates era

Have some moral decency ffs

[Arsenal Tone]

Check the thread title ffs

[Arsenal Tone]

Sanchez is a top 3 player of the Emirates era

Ozil isn't

You can’t have a man who shags dogs in the top 3 of the Emirates era

Have some moral decency ffs

:grin:

[Pudpop]

Sanchez is a top 3 player of the Emirates era

Ozil isn't

Loooooooool

[Jedi]

Next season can't come soon enough

I know people will shit on Emery now but there is nothing you can do with a backline of AMN - Mustafi - Monreal - Kolasinac

Sokratis injury cost us the game. Too many bricks in this team. Emery needs to invest well next season. Anyone calling for him to be sacked is a f***ing moron idc

We need 2xCB, RB, attacking midfielder and a winger in the Summer. (Subject to change depending on our January business).

[Jedi]

Also i'm tired of waiting for Ozil to show some fight. There's too many games where he offers nothing. He can be the best player on the pitch and blow teams out of the water but he still always has these inconsistent patches where we look like we're a man down.

ÖKBs make excuses but it's time to go.

[Arsenal Tone]

We need about eight new players to be anywhere near the title!

[Santi]

RVP
Cesc
Sagna

f**k the dog shagging stump

[Interest: waning]

I woke up absolutely seething. This club is a f***ing embarrassment and really testing my staying power.

[Va-Va-Voom]

Sanchez is a top 3 player of the Emirates era

Ozil isn't

Loooooooool

What's funny?

Even if you don't think Sanchez is top 3 he ranks above Ozil; I don't see how anyone could objectively put Ozil above Sanchez.

Since he left I've noticed people have tried to downplay just how good Sanchez was for us.

14/15

25 goals/ 12 assists

15/16

17 goals/ 11 assists

16/17

30 goals/ 18 assists

(It's worth noting that he put up those incredible numbers the same season our fans accused him of playing poorly, quitting on the team, laughing on the bench against Liverpool, training bust ups, etc.
Major lols at a supposed unfocused Sanchez putting up numbers most players could only deam of.)

The last player we've had who put fear into the opposition, he had that x factor.

Btw, I just realized Sanchez got more assists than Ozil in two of the three seasons he was here.



Yep, definitely a top 3 player of the Emirates era, the only knock against him is he was only here for three seasons. But then it makes what he accomplished even more impressive.

[Sims]

Ur still forgetting that he has sex with dogs