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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Ach » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:46 pm

Wasn't he hated on here?
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby DiamondGooner » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:19 pm

PSG, Utd, Liverpool all saying "We want Pepe".

Raul walks in the meeting room slams his big dick on the table, "Everybody clear the room, I have business" ........ 30mins later walks out of the room with the Pepe deal.
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Zedie » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:31 pm

Sims wrote:
BexleyGooner wrote:They’d never admit it publicly, but I bet Man U fans would give their right eye to have super sausage as their DoF


Ed Woodward has a micro penis



Nah hes got a huge dick but no balls.

Raul on the other hand needs to be flanked by 2 blokes with wheelbarrows at all times just to get his balls from venue to venue.

We take uber, Raul takes a flat bed 18 wheeler to get about the ends.

Raul was going to sign for LA Galaxy until authorities stepped in. Something about the Californian public being at risk due to him moving his dick about so close to the San Andreas fault on a daily basis.

Scientists have proved that if Raul was on the titanic, hundreds of lives would have been saved due to everyone clambering onto his dick before the sea took them.

Lille are apparently fuming at the Pepe sale after they had to commit the bulk of the 72m on construction of a vibranium conference table, after the 30 second negotiation had completed.

President trump tried to get him extradited to the US and held prisoner on the US / Mexico boarder so that his dick could serve as the wall.

You can see Rauls dick from space.
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Callum » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:41 am

Zedie wrote:
Sims wrote:
BexleyGooner wrote:They’d never admit it publicly, but I bet Man U fans would give their right eye to have super sausage as their DoF


Ed Woodward has a micro penis



Nah hes got a huge dick but no balls.

Raul on the other hand needs to be flanked by 2 blokes with wheelbarrows at all times just to get his balls from venue to venue.

We take uber, Raul takes a flat bed 18 wheeler to get about the ends.

Raul was going to sign for LA Galaxy until authorities stepped in. Something about the Californian public being at risk due to him moving his dick about so close to the San Andreas fault on a daily basis.

Scientists have proved that if Raul was on the titanic, hundreds of lives would have been saved due to everyone clambering onto his dick before the sea took them.

Lille are apparently fuming at the Pepe sale after they had to commit the bulk of the 72m on construction of a vibranium conference table, after the 30 second negotiation had completed.

President trump tried to get him extradited to the US and held prisoner on the US / Mexico boarder so that his dick could serve as the wall.

You can see Rauls dick from space.

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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Angelito » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:32 pm

I believe this is going to be Sanllehi's biggest test now.
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Angelito » Sun Sep 22, 2019 5:35 pm

Sanllehi has a big decision in his hands.

Emery needs to go.

But Barca executives have an awful record of hiring worthy managers.

We aren't Barca.

We don't have Messi.
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby ag6789 » Sun Sep 22, 2019 5:41 pm

Yes, edge of the seat football by AFC against minnows is not what doctor prescribed.
We're slowly dragged down to mid table and all these seems normal after spending 200mil. Shocking!
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Arsenal Tone » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:04 pm

ag6789 wrote:Yes, edge of the seat football by AFC against minnows is not what doctor prescribed.
We're slowly dragged down to mid table and all these seems normal after spending 200mil. Shocking!
We're fourth :dizzy:
Raya/Ramsdale
White/Tomiyasu--Saliba/Timber--Gabriel/Kiwior--???/Zinchenko
???/Jorginho
Odegaard/Smith Rowe----Rice/???
Saka/Jesus-------------------Martinelli/Trossard
???/Havertz
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Ach » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:06 pm

Dear god
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby ag6789 » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:27 pm

So? 4th today, but no guarantee where we'll end up. All to see. Even pundits saying the same. Auba has been bailing us out, not Unai. His game plan and set up have been atrocious. Huffed and puffed to beat a promoted team, draw against last placed Watford, thrashed by 'pool playing weird football, on and on and on.
We aren't playing well, that's for all to see, and stupid trolling doesn't help either.
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Ach » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:33 pm

Auba has been doing his job

Or do we hire him from somewhere else to come and "bail" us out?

Criticism is embarrassing.
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Fenice » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:45 pm

Tony_Adams wrote:
ag6789 wrote:Yes, edge of the seat football by AFC against minnows is not what doctor prescribed.
We're slowly dragged down to mid table and all these seems normal after spending 200mil. Shocking!
We're fourth :dizzy:


We could be second currently. Have some damned pride. The state of us all.
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby starmandb » Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:36 pm

ag6789 wrote:So? 4th today, but no guarantee where we'll end up. All to see. Even pundits saying the same. Auba has been bailing us out, not Unai. His game plan and set up have been atrocious. Huffed and puffed to beat a promoted team, draw against last placed Watford, thrashed by 'pool playing weird football, on and on and on.
We aren't playing well, that's for all to see, and stupid trolling doesn't help either.

Is that the same aubamayang that was signed, has his wages paid by and trains with Arsenal
Or is it some ringer that we have sneaked onto the pitch illegally and when the authorities find out we will face sanctions ?
When Leicester won the title I. 15/16
It included 1 goal home wins v promoted Watford and Norwich ( relegated that season)
And a 0-0 home draw with promoted Bournemouth
Also a 1-1 draw at bottom finish Aston villa
Thrashed 3-1 at unbeaten, Liverpool who won by the same score at Bayern Munich last season
And beat Barcelona 4-0
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby swipe right » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:16 pm

He bought David Luiz :rofll:
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Re: Raül Sanllehí, Head of Football

Postby Sims » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:40 pm

David Luiz is good enough
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