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[Massa]

Lol

[Big17]

wheres the one where he went flying over tower bridge

I was literally just looking for that one...

I had a mad night, went out with a couple of jam rolls, we hit the dog and duck for a few sharpeners. Then me and the fluff decided to go out for a drive.

One of the fluff pulls out some oats and starts cutting them up. I ended up doing one (shouldn't really as I was driving). Ended up going towards Tower Bridge and the bridge started to rise. One of the fluff dared me to jump it (thinking I wouldn't), I hit the accelerator , must of got about 40 ft of air, cleared the bridge and landed on the other side. I turn round and the fluff are in tears and covered in oats.

Suspension on the motor is f***ked today though. Worth it though to see the look on those tart's faces.

Absolute tears.

GOAT post

Bring him home

[Callum]

wheres the one where he went flying over tower bridge

I was literally just looking for that one...

I had a mad night, went out with a couple of jam rolls, we hit the dog and duck for a few sharpeners. Then me and the fluff decided to go out for a drive.

One of the fluff pulls out some oats and starts cutting them up. I ended up doing one (shouldn't really as I was driving). Ended up going towards Tower Bridge and the bridge started to rise. One of the fluff dared me to jump it (thinking I wouldn't), I hit the accelerator , must of got about 40 ft of air, cleared the bridge and landed on the other side. I turn round and the fluff are in tears and covered in oats.

Suspension on the motor is f***ked today though. Worth it though to see the look on those tart's faces.

Absolute tears.

GOAT post

Bring him home

lol

[Pudpop]

Lol I remember that. Never known what oats is though

[Big17]

Lol I remember that. Never known what oats is though

Drugs

[RowdyRoddyPoppins]

He has come back as Iron Fist, just doesn't post much.

[Pudpop]

Lol I remember that. Never known what oats is though

Drugs

Obviously it's drugs lol. Meant what kind

[49Gunners49]

Oats and Barley = Charlie = Cocaine

[Va-Va-Voom]

Cockney rhyming slang has to be the most pointless thing ever.

What is the dog and duck?

[49Gunners49]

The name of the pub most likely?

Can also mean a "ruck" or fight, but context is wrong in that post.

[Big17]

Cockney rhyming slang has to be the most pointless thing ever.

What is the dog and duck?

Lol a pub I presume

[starmandb]

Cockney rhyming slang has to be the most pointless thing ever.

What is the dog and duck?

Pub name
Lots called it
My local was when I lived in winch more hill
Slang was originally used at race tracks and the like to fool mug punters

[Nuggets]

Up the Frog and Toad....lol

[Big17]

Arsene Knows on Simeone

The Spanish Allardyce.

[Zedie]

Arsene Knows on Simeone

The Spanish Allardyce.

f***ing hell