José Mourinho

[Rockape]

Rather loose my testicles then to have this guy manage Arsenal

Couldn’t have put it better myself!

[#ST]

Listen I f***ing hate this guy
Like not dislike, not 'not rate this guy' straight up hate

Having said that

If Mourinho made us win the league

Would you guys take him?

[Va-Va-Voom]

Listen I f***ing hate this guy
Like not dislike, not 'not rate this guy' straight up hate

Having said that

If Mourinho made us win the league

Would you guys take him?

If you could guarantee it, but since you can't there's no way I'd take him in hopes of him pulling it off.

He's a relic.

[Santi]

This is the only way to make ourselves even more banter fc. It’s like asking for help from the guy who stole your wife and has since become a homeless drunk.

[thebigbangtheo]

This is the only way to make ourselves even more banter fc. It’s like asking for help from the guy who stole your wife and has since become a homeless drunk.

That's funny

[VCC]

Wouldnt take mourinho but equally wouldnt have any of the ex Arsenal players in the job
Arteta
Bould
Adam's
Vierra

[UFGN]

Wouldnt take mourinho but equally wouldnt have any of the ex Arsenal players in the job
Arteta
Bould
Adam's
Vierra

What the fk is that apostrophe doing there?

[swipe right]

Vieira is a legitimate shout.

[LMAO]

Don't want him here anymore. He's supposed to right the ship at Real if Zizou can't get it done this season.

[VCC]

Wouldnt take mourinho but equally wouldnt have any of the ex Arsenal players in the job
Arteta
Bould
Adam's
Vierra

What the fk is that apostrophe doing there?

Lol dont know moment of madness

[Goonerz]

The hypocrisy. Mourinho has been the boogeyman and most disgusting thing to have ever happened to football according to our fanbase since he came to England in 2004-05.
He goes to madrid and we are still calling him names.
Comes back to Chelsea and we continue from where we stopped.
Goesto United, we laugh, curse and
label United and it’s fans as hypocrites and desperate for accepting an anti-football Manager like Mourinho that is the complete opposite of the United way. He fcks up and we all say “See? We told you so”.

Now we ourselves are ready to be desperate hypocrites?

And with a cheap board like ours, what is Mourinho going to do? He is known for big spending. If you don’t spend more than £150 million each summer transfer window he will be grumpy until it affects the whole club. Which always ends up in him becoming a toxic man-baby that demands the rest of his contract be paid to him.

We are a club that is known to haggle over £25 million type of player (Tierney etc)

We are known for bargaining for Instalments (Torreira, Pepe). How the hell is a big spending toxic more sophisticated Big Sam (Mourinho) going to manage?

[Sims]

Vieira is a legitimate shout.

Rubbish manager

[NovaGB]

At least Jose will sort our defence out for a season or 2 before leaving us in mid table when we fire him in the third.

[Santi]

Aye he really sorted Man Utd’s defence

[Angelito]

Aye he really sorted Man Utd’s defence

He did.

ManU conceded 28 goals in 17/18. Only 1 more than City and the second best in the league.