theHotHead wrote:TedLasso wrote:It is my ambition to convince Ana de Armas to be my mistress. This is equally as plausible.
LOL - you beat me to it.
My ambition is to have a threesome with 2 top quality catwalk models while I sniff coke off some prostitutes tits and bang them all endlessly while my missus looks on appreciatively !
If Arteta can want a CL title in 2 years, I can want that - bet if i went to the bookies my ambition would have better odds ......
........... or what happens in real life is.
You get the permission from your missus, get the two top quality catwalk models ready, you sniff the coke and your about to have at it then you realise the coke has killed your errection and your standing there with a floppy with two expectant and disappointed catwalk models and you've ruined the entire evening that you'll never get the chance to have again.
The end.
Its one thing to disappoint one woman, but to disappoint three at the same time, you may never recover mate.