Best player: Per Mertesacker. Would have been Ramsey had he played the whole season but I went for the best CB in the premiership. Simply awesome.
Worst player: Quite a few contenders here. Arteta, widely regarded as our worst ever player to play more than 50 games. Monreal, one of the worst LBs ever. Cazorla, the myth who convinces the clueless he's playing a great game. Wilshere, the hype who has done nothing to justify his high wages and injury prone but the winner is Giroud. So far out of his depth.
Favourite goal: Haven't seen every goal we've scored this season. Only missed the two which were the last two but il go for Rosickys team goal v someone. No luck involved. Just pure quality.
Best moment: Winning the cup if we win it. If not, floodlights turning off in some game and the crowd turning in the lights on their mobiles. Looked brilliant. Wish I had taken a picture.
Worst moment: Losing the cup final if we lose it, if not Wenger signing a contract if he signs it. If not then pick one for 6-3, 5-1, 6-0. Humiliation.
Funniest moment: Winning the stamina league
Best stubble: don't pay attention to stuff like this.
Emiliano Viviano award: I assume this is for players who haven't been seen which in that case would be won by Viviano himself but I'll be different and go for genuine pubbers such as Ryo Miyachi, people actually thought he'd be good but has been shite, Thomas Eisfeld, a terrible young player rated by the clueless, Zealam or whatever, hyped up in pre season despite doing nothing and looked shit when played but the winner is Park. You have to go some way to be worse than Giroud but congratulations to Park. He did it.
An honorary mention to Bendtner.