Welcome to the definitive deadwood thread where you are free to suggest names of the players you think are of no use to our squad and reasons for the same. The time has come where we have to take a long hard look at our squad and make room for the wages of quality players.
I will start.
Emperor Squillaci: He would put even a GPS to shame with his positional sense.
King Santos: He is so lazy i am afraid that a tree might just grow over his head when he is in his hibernation.
Gladiator Chamakh: He is uselessness personified.
The newest entrant: MISS Master Gervinho: He has the unique talent of missing a tap in an eight year can get to the end off. He has this unique trait where he feels he has to beat a player 4 times before passing it to the next player. He cannot the shoot the broad side of a barn and his end product is the worst among all the wingers in the premier league in my opinion.