A-Ha - The sun always shines on TV. Lying c**** when Tiffany on EastEnders got knocked down it was night time.
The Smiths - There's a light that never goes out. f**k off Moz! Even the sun will burn out eventually - read some science stuff and leave all that Keats and Yeates bollocks alone for a wee while.
Whitney Houston - I will always love you. You lodged Bobby Brown though didn't you? Lying cow.
Smokie - Living next door to alice. Well no my two neighbours one is called Greg the other is a couple who constantly fight called Steven and Ian. No-one called Alice and I ain't even been here a year never mind 24. Liar!