Musical liars...

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

A-Ha - The sun always shines on TV. Lying c**** when Tiffany on EastEnders got knocked down it was night time.

The Smiths - There's a light that never goes out. f**k off Moz! Even the sun will burn out eventually - read some science stuff and leave all that Keats and Yeates bollocks alone for a wee while.

Whitney Houston - I will always love you. You lodged Bobby Brown though didn't you? Lying cow.

Smokie - Living next door to alice. Well no my two neighbours one is called Greg the other is a couple who constantly fight called Steven and Ian. No-one called Alice and I ain't even been here a year never mind 24. Liar!

[Cheese]

Has ADS been smoking today?

[niko197]

50 cent - you can find me in the club. f***ing liar, i was in the club looking for him but he wasn't there!

[bergie4ever]

OASIS = THE BEATTLES anyone ??!!??

I really hate the Gallagher Bros.

[StLGooner]

50 cent - you can find me in the club. f***ing liar, i was in the club looking for him but he wasn't there!

He also lied about getting shot 9 times, it was only 3 according to hospital reports.

[niko197]

50 cent - you can find me in the club. f***ing liar, i was in the club looking for him but he wasn't there!

He also lied about getting shot 9 times, it was only 3 according to hospital reports.

9!? i heard it was 12! so it's just 3 than! f***ing idiot, i would take him down with just one!

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

OASIS = THE BEATTLES anyone ??!!??

I really hate the Gallagher Bros.

You missed the point.

Limahl - Never ending story. It ended.

[bergie4ever]

Great song!!I remember having bought the record when I was a kid!! ing

[Libertine]

50 cent - you can find me in the club. f***ing liar, i was in the club looking for him but he wasn't there!

He also lied about getting shot 9 times, it was only 3 according to hospital reports.

9!? i heard it was 12! so it's just 3 than! f***ing idiot, i would take him down with just one!

He was shot 12 times and lived?
Did the gun man have Parkinson's or something?

[Yorkyblue]

Slipknot - Spit it out... I'm sure that's the opposite to what Corey Taylor says to his bitch?

[ozgooner]

i'll tell you who aint a musical liar .... janet jackson - "the best things in life are free"

too f***ing right sister .... love , family , friends , peace and laughter .... all free !!!

[niko197]

50 cent - you can find me in the club. f***ing liar, i was in the club looking for him but he wasn't there!

He also lied about getting shot 9 times, it was only 3 according to hospital reports.

9!? i heard it was 12! so it's just 3 than! f***ing idiot, i would take him down with just one!

He was shot 12 times and lived?
Did the gun man have Parkinson's or something?

[Bristol_Gunner]

Jenny form the block is the biggest lie i have ever seen

[niko197]

Jenny form the block is the biggest lie i have ever seen

add " my love don't cost a thing" to that list too!

[Reverend Gooner]

Rolf Harris: Court of King Caractacus

I have been watching and waiting my whole life and it has never passed by.


Adam and the Ants: Room at the top

Actually there isn't


Kim Carnes: Bette Davis eyes

Bollocks, if she had Bette Davis' eyes she would be guilty of gravedigging, trespass and theft and unless the surgeon was a genius she certainly wouldn't be able to "see you".


Joe Esposito: You're the best

Actually no........... you're not


Gummi bears theme tune

If they bouce here, there and everywhere i certainly would have seen one by now