A - Z of crap music

Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Reverend Gooner » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:54 am

A is for Abba
B is for Justin Beiber
C is for Cheryl Cole
D is for David Gray
E is for Evanescence
F is for Fifty Cent
G is for Glee
H is for High School Musical
I is for Vanilla Ice
J is for Jack Johnson
K is for Ronan Keating
L is for Limp Biskit
M is for Paul McCartney (solo)
N is for Nickleback
O is for The Others
P is for The Pogues (just for that f***ing christmas song)
Q is for Ray Quinn
R is for REM (controversial but I said it)
S is for Rod Stewart
T is for Ting Tings
U is for UB40
V is for Diana Vickers
W is for Amy Winehouse
Xis for XXX difficulty finding an answer
Y is for Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Z is for the Zutons
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Yorkyblue » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:47 am

Don't people feel like slitting their wrists listening to Muse? It's depressing!

Can't stand any overplayed commercial stuff like that.
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby CynicalGooner » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:39 am

Yorkyblue wrote:Don't people feel like slitting their wrists listening to Muse? It's depressing!

Can't stand any overplayed commercial stuff like that.

Muse are popular and commercial because they became a big thing on their own, from years of touring and playing smaller venues. You shouldn't try to cheapen their success, they have done it the right way. They are nothing like the Kaiser Chiefs or X Factor bands of this world
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Fabrestuta » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:18 pm

Reverend Gooner wrote:A is for Abba



ABBA????????


My God Rev, show me someone who doesn't think ABBA are catchy and I will show you a serial killer.




I will be keeping my eye on you :shifty:
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby gunRAR » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:31 pm

M is for mainstream and we have a winner
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Inchpräctice » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:43 pm

Most of those are absolutely spot-on, revolting sugary shite but I would make these slight changes:

Reverend Gooner wrote:A is for Abba, no Abba are legends, make it Avril Lavigne
B is for Justin Beiber
C is for Cheryl Cole
D is for David Gray
E is for Evanescence
F is for Fifty Cent
G is for Glee
H is for High School Musical
I is for Vanilla Ice
J is for Jack Johnson - Janet Jackson must be worse
K is for Ronan Keating
L is for Limp Biskit
M is for Paul McCartney (solo)
N is for Nickleback
O is for The Others
P is for The Pogues (just for that f***ing christmas song) - despite that awful song change it to Pink
Q is for Ray Quinn
R is for REM (controversial but I said it) - not controversial at all, almost the definition of mainstream pop.
S is for Rod Stewart
T is for Ting Tings
U is for UB40
V is for Diana Vickers
W is for Amy Winehouse
Xis for XXX difficulty finding an answer - try Liberty X
Y is for Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Z is for the Zutons
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby robblps » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:49 pm

Reverend Gooner wrote:L is for Limp Bizkit
Y is for Yeah Yeah Yeahs



Man...............are you for real. Limp Bizkit are the best around. Im off to Madrid in Sept to see them play too, Im a big LB fan, as for the yyy's..........im guessing you put them cos you couldnt think of anyone else beginning with Y, but they rock too.

We should do this thread for overrated footballers too
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Reverend Gooner » Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:05 am

Fabrestuta wrote:
Reverend Gooner wrote:A is for Abba



ABBA????????


My God Rev, show me someone who doesn't think ABBA are catchy and I will show you a serial killer.




I will be keeping my eye on you :shifty:


I know so many serial killers it is scary

Inch, good call on liberty X.

Robblps: Your right that the "yeah yeah yeahs" are by far from being the worst on that list. We will have to agree to disagree on LB. The underrated footballers one would be interesting.
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Fabrestuta » Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:31 am

Specially for Rev. :lol:











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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Veggie » Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:59 pm

Surely J (or B) has to be for James Blunt.
Just about the most apt rhyming slang you can get!
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Est83 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:01 pm

It would have to be under "J", because by popular demand the first letter of his surname has been changed to a "C"... well it has in my household anyway.
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Re: A - Z of shit music

Postby Veggie » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:34 pm

Est83 wrote:It would have to be under "J", because by popular demand the first letter of his surname has been changed to a "C"... well it has in my household anyway.


Hahahaha, like I said he is rhyming slang in our house. It's quite fortunate that his rhyming name suits his personality so well.
After all, there's nothing tikka masala about Ruby Murray whereas James Blunt.......

Can I also add anything (and I mean anything) by Stock Aitken and Waterman?
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