Songs you bastardise

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

by just singing the wrong lyrics and generally f***ing the song up.

Billy Joel - River of Dreams

In the middle of the night, I done a big shiiiiiite, I flushed it down the loo, cos it was poo
it went floating done river and into the sea, and when it popped up it entered a someones teeaa.

Corrine Bailey Rae - Can't remember the name.

Girl put your knickers on, sell me yer flavoured thong.

Lionel Richie - All Night Long, is replaced by singing June Sarpong. We saw June Sarpong outside a club one night rather worse for wear this song was on the radio in the cab and it stuck.

[Inchpräctice]

In the song 'Right here, right now' by Fat Boy Slim there's an unintelligible sample repeated to death.
It sounds a bit like 'Not behind it hurts my rear' so that's what I always sing.

[Reverend Gooner]

Ok it's not lewd or crude but in terms of wrongly said lyrics

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"You can take a rainbow, sprinkle it with cheese" (i swear that is what it says even though it surely isn't)

[djaxster]

Great to see you up and about ADS...
When i went raving and the DJ's would play Outta Space by the Prodigy iused to jump around like a nutter shouting at the top of my voice" i'll take your brain to another dimension...THEY CLOSED THE KITCHEN" when really it was PAY CLOSE ATTENTION...Some of my mates said that i had convinced them that i was singing the right lyrics...