The Apprentice 2009

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

I for one am glad it's back.

The boys got their costings right, the girls knew how to clean better.

Sums life up really doesn't it?

Anyhow, the white male version of Anita anyone?

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

How much of a tool is that Debra cow? Big face, small mouth. Stupid c*** and I can't wait til she falls on her arse.

James would suck 'Sir' Alan's circumsised dangler for a job. Poofcake.

Yasmina had stood out on a couple of things, mainly her nipples, but I think she was a good team leader. And I'd ride her.

Ben's a c*** as well. I'm the best looking, I'm the fittest, I'm the best. Your none of that son, shut your little hole. Looks like a fat squished up rain man.

But yeah, Yasmina and the Iranian twins to win!

[absolutely_fabregas]

the hot bird is f***ing hot!

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

the hot bird is f***ing hot!

Blond bird? If only she'd keep her mouth shut, her sideways mouth when shes chattering away is not pleasant.

[absolutely_fabregas]

yeah the blonde bird, i would let her gobble my big guy any time she wants

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

f***ing hell the loosing ad last night was cringeworthy.

[TheLittleMozart]

f***ing hell the loosing ad last night was cringeworthy.

Too right. Wtf was with Pants Man?!
Clearly they had no idea what to choose so just went with that crappy one.

Im glad that bint went though. She just annoyed me.

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

f***ing hell the loosing ad last night was cringeworthy.

Too right. Wtf was with Pants Man?!
Clearly they had no idea what to choose so just went with that crappy one.

Im glad that bint went though. She just annoyed me.

That Phil has turned into a right w***er. The american bird was a pain in arse and so was the Quasimodo looking bird. I'd have fired all of them.

Still Yasmina and the twins Jen thinks Howards gonna win. I think he's a gayer.

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

If I ever see that little spooky bastard Ben I'd love nothing more than to punch him right between his too close together eyes!

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

Thank f**k that weird f***ing non existant accent having fucktard is gone.

Loved old Jamie boy last night 'I'd have broguht Debra in twice'

I swear that bird irks me. If I ever see that squint eyed tint mouthed cow from hell I'll give her a kick right up the f***ing cat flap.

And the twins were delightfully delightful last night as usual

[absolutely_fabregas]

im honestly in love with blondie, i would eat her shit.

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

im honestly in love with blondie, i would eat her shit.

If she was blowing you you'd have to like proper measure out some angles to get in there. Her mouth is weird.

[absolutely_fabregas]

ads shes amazing, dont for a second try and deny it

the whole package, not just looking uber hot

she climbing my celebrity to do list fast

which catherine jenkins is still number 1

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

ads shes amazing, dont for a second try and deny it

the whole package, not just looking uber hot

she climbing my celebrity to do list fast

which catherine jenkins is still number 1

Lol she isn't really the mouth thing is a real pain in the arse, she ain't my type at all. Yasmina beats her in the tits department and that cow from hell Debra beats her in the arse department.

[absolutely_fabregas]

terrible from you, your taste, is about as weird as watching margaret and nick in the bath together.

yasmina and debra arent even on the same planet looks wise as blondie

oi blondie! what ya fond'ie? lol (glasow accent)

blondie(whats her name again? i know everyone elses apart form her, as i always just call her the fit one, or mumble i wanna shag her whenever she comes on screen) is a smart hot girl that i wanna take home and show off to my mum

lol