Only fools and horses

[Cheese]

I'm just watching Only fools and horses, the jolly boy outing one.

I love this clip - it simplifies Del boy to the maximum.

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

That clip is classic, wish I'd went in Zavvi to see if they had the box set cheap.

[niko197]

they are legends! best episode was when del, rodney and grandpa went fishing and met serial killer that escaped from prison. classic!

[Yorkyblue]

I saw the whole boxset for sale in 'Cash generator' yesterday. £2.99 per dvd or £5 for 2. I didn't buy them all in the end though.

[gzagee]

One of THE best British comedies EVER.

Who remembers the episode when they blagged their way into this Lady's country mansion and claimed to be able to clean chandeliers?
That scene where Uncle Albert is unscrewing one chandelier and Del & Rodders are waiting to catch it, then they realise the other one's been unscrewed.
Classic.
Can't upload it now as i'm at work. I'll try later.

[Cheese]

This one.

[gzagee]

This - I shall be laughing over later!
Cheers Cheesy.

[rogerthornhill]

When Racquel was pregnant there was a discussion at the Nags head about naming the baby. Someone asked Trigger and he said "If it's a girl they're gonna call it Sigourney after some actress and if it's a boy they're gonna call it Rodney..............after Dave"

[gzagee]

Trigger: We have an old saying in the roadsweepers. “look after your broom”:

Rodney: And your broom’ll look after you

Trigger: No Dave, just “look after your broom”. and that’s what i’ve done.

Delboy: Trigger, just one question. if you’ve ad that broom for twenty years, have you actually swept any roads with it?

Trigger: yes, of course i have. but i’ve maintained it [picks up broom]This old broom, has had seventeen new heads, and fourteen new handle in its time.

Sid: ‘ow the ‘ell can it be the same bloody broom then?

Trigger: [holds up photograph] Well, here’s a picture of it, what more proof d’you need?

[damo1583]

Del and the boys siiting around the Nags Head talking about one hit wonders then Trigger pipes up "It's Like Gandhi, he made one great film then you never heard from him again"...................Classic!

[Cheese]

Classics lads, pure classics

Raquel "You see this girl here. I worked with her years ago when I was in show business. She was just a kid then! Look at her now, she's about to appear in the new James Bond film!"

Cassandra "Ooh Piers Brosnon."

Rodney "Now you don't need Piers Brosnon dear, you've got me."

Cassandra "Yes haven't I just?"

Del "Well, I tell you what, Raquel. If she can be in a James Bond film, so could you."

Raquel "Oh shut up."

Del "No, you could."

Raquel "Don't be silly."

Del "I'm serious. I mean, look at her, she's a dog."