Big Brother Auditions

[absolutely_fabregas]

and another scot...who dresses up as a woman

and is blind



big brother is on a mission to make scots look like dickheads

[Trina]

hehehe

[rogerthornhill]

This programme is total crap, it should have been allowed to die a natural death a few years ago. It's all orchestrated and manipulated to a ridiculous degree, it seems as if the producers have nothing but contempt for the audience. Such a blatant lack of integrity, shame on you Channel 4.

[Good_Eye_Sniper]

Agh!! I left E4 on while I went for a bath.

IT was on when I got back.

One question - When are we going to get subtitles for the fat asian woman?

ffs, don't get me started

[Good_Eye_Sniper]

OK, I have composed myself. I will now speak...

A week ago, we were subjected to a tirade of circus freaks, all rabidly clamouring to be locked in a small building for a few months. Despite the obvious solution of sticking them all in prison, channel 4 decided to get out the big dead horse brother, so that they could flog it some more.

So here we are at "opening night".

You'll forgive me if some of the details are overlooked. It was either watch BB or stick wasps up my arse, and bugger me if I didn't find a wasps nest just this morning

So they're all in there now. From the brief glimpse I got, all struggling to be "in shot", by being wacky! (not the good wacky, the Timmy Mallett wacky), "in your face" (yes, some of these circus performers actually have something to say! Granted it's usually preceded and ended by Beavis and Butthead style giggling), and generally "entertaining" (by which, I mean they are on television, and now feel the need to show the world the sheer extent to which each and every one of them is an utter tit)

And no doubt now we will be showered with add-on programmes. Yes my favourite station, E4, will now be whoring itself out to such TV gold as "Big Brother's Little Brother", and other such balls, usually involving a miniscule audience (who look like they have no clue why they are there, and have likely as not been dragged in off the street to justify BB's "popularity"), and a "hilarious" presenter that channel 4 has discovered, who is just the tiniest bit controversial, well, just enough to make us all think we're cool for laughing along

I'm sorry, but it makes me wonder what we've come to as a species. Why don't they just stick a bunch of cameras in a lunatic asylum and film that? It's the same thing

[rogerthornhill]

The well known phrase "You need to get a life" couldn't be more appropriate than to be used on anyone who wastes any time watching this dross. I would be very interested to see if someone here could point out some good in this programme.

[rachel83]

big brother is on a mission to make scots look like dickheads

That's not a difficult feat to achieve, is it?

[rachel83]

The well known phrase "You need to get a life" couldn't be more appropriate than to be used on anyone who wastes any time watching this dross. I would be very interested to see if someone here could point out some good in this programme.

I've never watched it

[rogerthornhill]

The well known phrase "You need to get a life" couldn't be more appropriate than to be used on anyone who wastes any time watching this dross. I would be very interested to see if someone here could point out some good in this programme.

I've never watched it

Good for you. (Lol)

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

So I was right, you've got a gay, someone with big tits and a blind man who dressed up like well like hes's blind as your weirdo.

[ScottishLass]

big brother is on a mission to make scots look like dickheads

That's not a difficult feat to achieve, is it?

I resent that comment ...

I watch the show when im bored.. I just find it interesting how they all back stab each other to get what they want.. greedy greedy people..

[absolutely_fabregas]

that cheryl cole lookalike is fit as f**k

blondie obviously as well

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

that cheryl cole lookalike is fit as f**k

blondie obviously as well

Yeah both of them would get it.

[Trina]

If any of you who had partners went into the house with them. Would you be happy about them sleeping in the same bed as another bloke?

Talking about the task here

They must have known that they were going to test them or do something with them been the first couple on!

[Andreys_Does_Simples]

If any of you who had partners went into the house with them. Would you be happy about them sleeping in the same bed as another bloke?

Talking about the task here

They must have known that they were going to test them or do something with them been the first couple on!

Err no! I'd be well pissed, no way I could put up with it.

That guys been all over that little blondey, I'd be well f***ked off if I was his Mrs. No way at all I'd be seeing another guy with his dirty paws on my lady.