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Starsky and hutch, Hutch:how you wanna do this?
Starsky: I have a thing for blondes
Hutch: Thats great because i'll do anything

My mum:

"you think this is a hotel? Out all day then come back for food, who out eat out"

"who dont hear, feel"

"I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in a desert."
"I was misinformed."

Jules Winfield. Nuff said

English motherf***er, do you speak it?

Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er, motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE f**k AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE motherf***er WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL!

not from a film

In the absense of orders, go find something and kill it

Erwin Rommel

Goose wrote:"f**k" From the F-Word scene in The Wire

One of the best passages in TV history! "f**k... F**k... f**kety-f**k-f**k!!... Oh f**k"

Love it abso-f**kin-lutely love it!

Goose wrote:My mum:

"you think this is a hotel? Out all day then come back for food, who out eat out"

"who dont hear, feel"

Following your lead I'd like to add one of my mother's own classic one liners: "You will see your ghost tonight!!" Damn! Still sends a chill down my spine

gzagee wrote:

Goose wrote:My mum:

"you think this is a hotel? Out all day then come back for food, who out eat out"

"who dont hear, feel"

Following your lead I'd like to add one of my mother's own classic one liners: "You will see your ghost tonight!!" Damn! Still sends a chill down my spine

here's one of my Mumsy 'your the reason the morning after pill was made'

TheOne2Smooth wrote:

gzagee wrote:

Goose wrote:My mum:

"you think this is a hotel? Out all day then come back for food, who out eat out"

"who dont hear, feel"

Following your lead I'd like to add one of my mother's own classic one liners: "You will see your ghost tonight!!" Damn! Still sends a chill down my spine

here's one of my Mumsy 'your the reason the morning after pill was made'

Brilliant

"you may not love me no more, and believe me that breaks my heart, but YOU WIILL respect me:

"bold men make bold statements"

"are you going to go home and pull your ikea curtains shut and hide from the big bad world outside or are you for once just going to say f**k it, im coiled up like a spring and im ready to burst and wanking aint doing it no more, i know what i need to make feel im still alive......tottenham away...LOVE IT!!"

"the geezer was so hard even his nightmares were scared of him"

" I will hit you so hard that your next child will be born dizzy" .

" be carefull , your tongue is in a wet place , it is likely to slip"

one from my ma ...... "stop playin with it or it will fall off"

she's full of shit coz it's still attatched and i've rubbed out some knuckle children in my time