Quotes that mean something to you...

[Arsenallover]

TITANIC

Jack Dawson:"Your so stupid Rose" kiss "why did u do that why? Your so stupid "kiss kiss"..
LOL!

[StLGooner]

"We often are deceived into believing that we need things of this world to be happier. There is absolutely no truth in that. Peace and happiness can only come from within. This concept is very difficult to understand and maybe can only be reached when one reaches a bottom of some sort. Spiritual bankruptcy seems to be an important part of climbing the moutain. It is a good goal in life just to try to be true to yourself. It is very difficult and needs continual work. Nothing great comes easy. Most will doubt you if you try to do something different. It is just their own insecurities. Failure is part of the path, success will come - you just keep getting better."

David Blaine

[Fabrestuta]

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way shoot it in the head.

[Fabrestuta]

It takes 43 muscles to frown. But only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap a motherf***er upside the head

[Goose]

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one..." Al Pacino, Scarface

Deffo a top one

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - Joker, Batman (1989 version)

[Briggsy]

Sir Ben Kingsley in Lucky number sleven 'if one man calls you a horse then slap him if another man calls you a horse shoot him, but if a third man calls you a horse you better eat from a nosebag'

[TheLittleMozart]

"Dont be silly... wrap your willy"

[foxy]

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die. - cant remember what this off but its bloody true!!

[Briggsy]

'What we have here is a failure to communicate' cool hand luke

[Goose]

"What happened to Ricky?" "I dunno, he just got shot" - Boyz N Da Hood

"You just got knocked the f**k out!" - Friday

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti" - Silence of the Lambs

"f**k" From the F-Word scene in The Wire

[Rockin' Robin]

"As Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego bricks so kids can play with him for a change." - Goose

[undapresha]

One of my favourite sequences from Billy Madison:

Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?

[goonerghost]

"Evil will always triumph over good... because good is dumb"_Spaceballs

[Briggsy]

I love Lamp

[Goose]

"it wasnt me" - Shaggy

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Bill Clinton