Ted

[ivan itchybum]

Just been to see this.. brilliant film! So many great quotes

'Oh i can hear the fat kid running, oh thats funny'

That poor guy gets so much abuse...

"back off susan boyle"

[Trina]

Some more quotes here

Lori: There's a shit on the floor!
Ted: Or, or, or, maybe the floor is on the shit.

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[thunder is heard outside]
Lori: I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?
John: I am not!
[Ted comes running into the bed]
Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: f***ing right.
Ted: Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
John: Alright.
John, Ted: [singing] When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "f**k you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!"
[blow raspberries]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1637725/quotes

[EvAMY-CRAIGLEEAFC]

All the rest of my household have seen it via that link Trina. They enjoyed it.