Here are some that have been suggested on Twitter:
He's french, he's DENCH while Nasri's on the bench it's Giroud, Giroud!
He's French, he's quick, he's got a massive dick, Olivier, Olivier...
To the tune of Queen's Radio Gaga:
All we hear is, Santi Cazorla, Santi Cazorla, Santi Cazorla, hey Santi its true, Santi we love you. all we...
"He can score, he can pass, just like Cesc Fabregas, that's Cazorla (tune of That's Amore)
"He's 5 foot 6, he's 5 foot 6, we've got Cazorla, van Persie's a prick"
He plays up front, he plays up front, we've got Podolski, van Persie's a c***.
'Santi Caz is coming to town'...
Any more suggestions...?