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Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:52 am
by ThereIsBearCüm
TrafalgarLaw wrote:I wonder if any of Chelsea's players have relegation clauses in their contracts


I'm not sure they would've even considered it a possibility, so I doubt it'll be in there. Easy enough to push for a move if they do go down though. Dibs on Matic and Hazard.

Matic Ramsey
Sanchez Ozil Hazard
Walcott


Holy shit.

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:11 am
by greengoonerie
ThereIsBearCüm wrote:
TrafalgarLaw wrote:I wonder if any of Chelsea's players have relegation clauses in their contracts


I'm not sure they would've even considered it a possibility, so I doubt it'll be in there. Easy enough to push for a move if they do go down though. Dibs on Matic and Hazard.

Matic Ramsey
Sanchez Ozil Hazard
Walcott


Holy shit.

I wouldn't take Hazard on a Free transfer TBH. His attitude stinks and his "injuries" have caused no end of problems at Chelsea. Arsenal don't need another serial physioroom player.

IMO Hazard is one of the most overrated players in the EPL at the moment. He has done nothing to assist Chelsea get out of the mess they're in (thankfully) so his leadership skills are equally non-existent.

I'd rather Mickey Hazard TBH.
;)

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:56 pm
by Pudpop
Better than Welbeck though

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 8:03 pm
by Zedie
Pudpop wrote:Better than Welbeck though


Welbecks been at more wins for his club than hazard this season.

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:07 pm
by Pudpop
Zedie wrote:
Pudpop wrote:Better than Welbeck though


Welbecks been at more wins for his club than hazard this season.


What does this even mean

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:15 am
by ThereIsBearCüm
Zedie wrote:
Pudpop wrote:Better than Welbeck though


Welbecks been at more wins for his club than hazard this season.


No? Welbeck's been involved in 0 wins, Hazard's been involved in... well, not many, but more than 0.

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:23 am
by Zedie
ThereIsBearCüm wrote:
Zedie wrote:
Pudpop wrote:Better than Welbeck though


Welbecks been at more wins for his club than hazard this season.


No? Welbeck's been involved in 0 wins, Hazard's been involved in... well, not many, but more than 0.


Welbeck has been present at more Arsenal wins than hazard has been at Chelsea wins.

Even with a plaster caste protective boot, Welbeck is more use to us as an well paid rabbits foot, than Eden "I'm just going to lay here and hopefully get subbed out of this shower of shit" hazard.

You cannot defeat this, just let it wash over you.

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:28 am
by Cripps
I'd rather have hazard than Welbeck tbh

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:35 am
by Arsenal~Fanatic
Hazard does not want to play for Mourinho as simple as that. He is a world class player in atrocious form but as we all know form is temporary class is permanent. Taking Welbeck's name in the same breath as Hazard is an insult to football.

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:41 am
by ThereIsBearCüm
Zedie wrote:
ThereIsBearCüm wrote:
Zedie wrote:
Pudpop wrote:Better than Welbeck though


Welbecks been at more wins for his club than hazard this season.


No? Welbeck's been involved in 0 wins, Hazard's been involved in... well, not many, but more than 0.


Welbeck has been present at more Arsenal wins than hazard has been at Chelsea wins.

Even with a plaster caste protective boot, Welbeck is more use to us as an well paid rabbits foot, than Eden "I'm just going to lay here and hopefully get subbed out of this shower of shit" hazard.

You cannot defeat this, just let it wash over you.


How do you know it's Welly though? What makes you think Gunnersaurus isn't our lucky rabbit's foot?

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:45 am
by Zenith
Arsenal~Fanatic wrote:Hazard does not want to play for Mourinho as simple as that. He is a world class player in atrocious form but as we all know form is temporary class is permanent. Taking Welbeck's name in the same breath as Hazard is an insult to football.

He's sick and tired of playing Azpi's baby-sitter by having to track back constantly. Clearly isn't comfortable as striker, yet is instructed to play there. Mourinho is doing a fantastic job at getting the very least out of a top class player. Hazard is at his best when you give him a free role, which he has never been given under Mourinho because a free role means more energy goes to attacking and less to tracking back and grafting.

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:53 am
by Arsenal~Fanatic
Zenith wrote:
Arsenal~Fanatic wrote:Hazard does not want to play for Mourinho as simple as that. He is a world class player in atrocious form but as we all know form is temporary class is permanent. Taking Welbeck's name in the same breath as Hazard is an insult to football.

He's sick and tired of playing Azpi's baby-sitter by having to track back constantly. Clearly isn't comfortable as striker, yet is instructed to play there. Mourinho is doing a fantastic job at getting the very least out of a top class player. Hazard is at his best when you give him a free role, which he has never been given under Mourinho because a free role means more energy goes to attacking and less to tracking back and grafting.


Mourinho has destroyed his confidence by making him do things he isn't good at, at the cost of things he is great at. I have always maintained football is all about confidence. At the moment Hazard's confidence is shot. He used to beat two to three defenders for fun but now he lack the belief. He would be firing on all cylinders in our setup.

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:37 am
by Pudpop
Zedie wrote:
ThereIsBearCüm wrote:
Zedie wrote:
Pudpop wrote:Better than Welbeck though


Welbecks been at more wins for his club than hazard this season.


No? Welbeck's been involved in 0 wins, Hazard's been involved in... well, not many, but more than 0.


Welbeck has been present at more Arsenal wins than hazard has been at Chelsea wins.

Even with a plaster caste protective boot, Welbeck is more use to us as an well paid rabbits foot, than Eden "I'm just going to lay here and hopefully get subbed out of this shower of shit" hazard.

You cannot defeat this, just let it wash over you.


What on earth is the point of this post?

It's not even trolling. It's just nonsense

Re: 13/12/2015 | Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal | Premier League

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 12:33 pm
by Zedie
Pudpop wrote:
Zedie wrote:
ThereIsBearCüm wrote:
Zedie wrote:
Pudpop wrote:Better than Welbeck though


Welbecks been at more wins for his club than hazard this season.


No? Welbeck's been involved in 0 wins, Hazard's been involved in... well, not many, but more than 0.


Welbeck has been present at more Arsenal wins than hazard has been at Chelsea wins.

Even with a plaster caste protective boot, Welbeck is more use to us as an well paid rabbits foot, than Eden "I'm just going to lay here and hopefully get subbed out of this shower of shit" hazard.

You cannot defeat this, just let it wash over you.


What on earth is the point of this post?

It's not even trolling. It's just nonsense


Yeah it was just a joke. Like banter. Like all the memes popping up about Chelseas bus breaking down that simply aren't true in real life, but people have fun sharing because of Chelseas downfall.

You're right, no one should joke about hazards poor form, especially bringing Welbeck into it.

It's confirmed guys, this thread is officially a no hazard joke zone.