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Git wrote:

Callum wrote:

DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.

I don't understand how he can say we don't have the drive to finish teams off when he had literally just witnessed us finishing a team off quite emphatically.

The man's a biased t**t.

Only got a minute in before I had to turn it off.

Git wrote:

Callum wrote:

DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.

I don't understand how he can say we don't have the drive to finish teams off when he had literally just witnessed us finishing a team off quite emphatically.

The man's a biased t**t.

Only got a minute in before I had to turn it off.

DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.

Massa wrote:We lost our shape before Flamini went off

Diaby24AFC wrote:

DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.

Sure he's overly critical but aren't many Gooners? Don't see much difference between what he said and some members here.

He did praise Wilshere and Ramsey

DiamondGooner wrote:

Diaby24AFC wrote:

DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.

Sure he's overly critical but aren't many Gooners? Don't see much difference between what he said and some members here.

He did praise Wilshere and Ramsey

He said we don't have the drive to finish off games ........ it was fkin 4-1!! the man was hating pure and simple, he had to acknowledge a few things we did good to not look like a complete mental patient.

Just 18 minutes into Arsenal's 4-1 win against Norwich, Jack Wilshere completed an exquisite combination of passes and scored a goal that is being hailed as one of the greatest team goals ever. The passing was so quick and skillful and breath-taking that, like a solar eclipse, looking at it can cause permanent retinal damage. For your own physical and mental well being, do not watch this goal. And if it's already too late for that advice to save you, then we can only apologize.

Wilshere's goal qualifies as pornography and sets an impossible expectation for how real people can play the game. It will only make other Premier League clubs feel inferior for being unable to replicate it. It could drive Barcelona to disband their team and force Lionel Messi to become a strip club DJ. Rumor has it that beleaguered Manchester United manager David Moyes has already changed his name to a guttural sound and disappeared into the woods after just hearing about it. If children were to watch it, they would realize the futility in even attempting to play the same sport as those who have achieved such unspeakable greatness and be doomed to a lifetime of self-doubt and candy that tastes like melted hair.

In the interest of public safety, we will not be showing this goal.

Emirates Stadium is now a danger zone where all who enter must wear protective glasses and body condoms to avoid being blinded and impregnated all at the same time. Sex is now just a primitive form of Arsenal's style of play. Abstinence is the only reliable contraceptive.

Forget the importance of trophies or money or breathing — this goal is the greatest achievement in all of human history. Future generations will hear the tale of Cazorla to Giroud to Wilshere to Giroud to Wilshere and whispers of how it was once viewable in a strange format called "gif" and they will dismiss those tales as too fantastical to have ever been real. Instead, they will choose to believe stories of the prophet Harry Redknapp telling his players to "run around a bit" and congratulate themselves for evolving. This will be the only way our species can ever start dreaming again.

The power of Özil is simply too strong. You have been warned.

ChVïnt22 wrote:

Just 18 minutes into Arsenal's 4-1 win against Norwich, Jack Wilshere completed an exquisite combination of passes and scored a goal that is being hailed as one of the greatest team goals ever. The passing was so quick and skillful and breath-taking that, like a solar eclipse, looking at it can cause permanent retinal damage. For your own physical and mental well being, do not watch this goal. And if it's already too late for that advice to save you, then we can only apologize.

Wilshere's goal qualifies as pornography and sets an impossible expectation for how real people can play the game. It will only make other Premier League clubs feel inferior for being unable to replicate it. It could drive Barcelona to disband their team and force Lionel Messi to become a strip club DJ. Rumor has it that beleaguered Manchester United manager David Moyes has already changed his name to a guttural sound and disappeared into the woods after just hearing about it. If children were to watch it, they would realize the futility in even attempting to play the same sport as those who have achieved such unspeakable greatness and be doomed to a lifetime of self-doubt and candy that tastes like melted hair.

In the interest of public safety, we will not be showing this goal.

Emirates Stadium is now a danger zone where all who enter must wear protective glasses and body condoms to avoid being blinded and impregnated all at the same time. Sex is now just a primitive form of Arsenal's style of play. Abstinence is the only reliable contraceptive.

Forget the importance of trophies or money or breathing — this goal is the greatest achievement in all of human history. Future generations will hear the tale of Cazorla to Giroud to Wilshere to Giroud to Wilshere and whispers of how it was once viewable in a strange format called "gif" and they will dismiss those tales as too fantastical to have ever been real. Instead, they will choose to believe stories of the prophet Harry Redknapp telling his players to "run around a bit" and congratulate themselves for evolving. This will be the only way our species can ever start dreaming again.

The power of Özil is simply too strong. You have been warned.

© http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-di ... --sow.html

ChVïnt22 wrote:

Just 18 minutes into Arsenal's 4-1 win against Norwich, Jack Wilshere completed an exquisite combination of passes and scored a goal that is being hailed as one of the greatest team goals ever. The passing was so quick and skillful and breath-taking that, like a solar eclipse, looking at it can cause permanent retinal damage. For your own physical and mental well being, do not watch this goal. And if it's already too late for that advice to save you, then we can only apologize.

Wilshere's goal qualifies as pornography and sets an impossible expectation for how real people can play the game. It will only make other Premier League clubs feel inferior for being unable to replicate it. It could drive Barcelona to disband their team and force Lionel Messi to become a strip club DJ. Rumor has it that beleaguered Manchester United manager David Moyes has already changed his name to a guttural sound and disappeared into the woods after just hearing about it. If children were to watch it, they would realize the futility in even attempting to play the same sport as those who have achieved such unspeakable greatness and be doomed to a lifetime of self-doubt and candy that tastes like melted hair.

In the interest of public safety, we will not be showing this goal.

Emirates Stadium is now a danger zone where all who enter must wear protective glasses and body condoms to avoid being blinded and impregnated all at the same time. Sex is now just a primitive form of Arsenal's style of play. Abstinence is the only reliable contraceptive.

Forget the importance of trophies or money or breathing — this goal is the greatest achievement in all of human history. Future generations will hear the tale of Cazorla to Giroud to Wilshere to Giroud to Wilshere and whispers of how it was once viewable in a strange format called "gif" and they will dismiss those tales as too fantastical to have ever been real. Instead, they will choose to believe stories of the prophet Harry Redknapp telling his players to "run around a bit" and congratulate themselves for evolving. This will be the only way our species can ever start dreaming again.

The power of Özil is simply too strong. You have been warned.

© http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-di ... --sow.html