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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby DiamondGooner » Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:58 pm

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DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.

I don't understand how he can say we don't have the drive to finish teams off when he had literally just witnessed us finishing a team off quite emphatically.

The man's a biased t**t.


Only got a minute in before I had to turn it off.


I know what you mean that really annoyed me.

We just played one of the best games seen in any league around the world that had been played that day let alone the season and he say's that garbage.

We don't know how to kill off games apparently ........ 4-1???

Fkin speechless.

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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Zedie » Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:58 pm

Git wrote:
Callum wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.

I don't understand how he can say we don't have the drive to finish teams off when he had literally just witnessed us finishing a team off quite emphatically.

The man's a biased t**t.


Only got a minute in before I had to turn it off.


This. Dont even get angry. Just go back to his segment on SSN when he thought Suarez was going to leave. He was so close to tears.

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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Diaby24AFC » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:10 pm

DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.



Sure he's overly critical but aren't many Gooners? :grin: Don't see much difference between what he said and some members here.

He did praise Wilshere and Ramsey
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Apollo » Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:28 pm

He called it pretty spot spot on.

-Credit to the great goal
-Norwich started looking slightly better
-Quiet patch
-Ozil goal
-Last 20 odd minutes flood gates opened.

The exact same was being said in the match day thread, the effect on our play after Flamini went off initially into half time.
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Massa » Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:29 pm

We lost our shape before Flamini went off
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Zedie » Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:55 pm

Massa wrote:We lost our shape before Flamini went off



Partially because he was concussed though. He should have been taken off straight after the colission looking back at it. He was knocked the f**k out, but his body wouldnt accept it. Beast.
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby DiamondGooner » Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:01 pm

Diaby24AFC wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.



Sure he's overly critical but aren't many Gooners? :grin: Don't see much difference between what he said and some members here.

He did praise Wilshere and Ramsey



He said we don't have the drive to finish off games ........ it was fkin 4-1!! the man was hating pure and simple, he had to acknowledge a few things we did good to not look like a complete mental patient.
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Zedie » Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:12 pm

DiamondGooner wrote:
Diaby24AFC wrote:
DiamondGooner wrote:Player hating scouse t**t (excuse my Spanish).

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... r-instinct?

Can you believe this knob?? if I had an alley way and a baseball bat, swear down.



Sure he's overly critical but aren't many Gooners? :grin: Don't see much difference between what he said and some members here.

He did praise Wilshere and Ramsey



He said we don't have the drive to finish off games ........ it was fkin 4-1!! the man was hating pure and simple, he had to acknowledge a few things we did good to not look like a complete mental patient.



All this while his beloved Liverpool drew 2-2 vs a 10 man Newcastle. Feck right off Thompson.
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby StLGooner » Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:35 pm

Just 18 minutes into Arsenal's 4-1 win against Norwich, Jack Wilshere completed an exquisite combination of passes and scored a goal that is being hailed as one of the greatest team goals ever. The passing was so quick and skillful and breath-taking that, like a solar eclipse, looking at it can cause permanent retinal damage. For your own physical and mental well being, do not watch this goal. And if it's already too late for that advice to save you, then we can only apologize.

Wilshere's goal qualifies as pornography and sets an impossible expectation for how real people can play the game. It will only make other Premier League clubs feel inferior for being unable to replicate it. It could drive Barcelona to disband their team and force Lionel Messi to become a strip club DJ. Rumor has it that beleaguered Manchester United manager David Moyes has already changed his name to a guttural sound and disappeared into the woods after just hearing about it. If children were to watch it, they would realize the futility in even attempting to play the same sport as those who have achieved such unspeakable greatness and be doomed to a lifetime of self-doubt and candy that tastes like melted hair.

In the interest of public safety, we will not be showing this goal.

Emirates Stadium is now a danger zone where all who enter must wear protective glasses and body condoms to avoid being blinded and impregnated all at the same time. Sex is now just a primitive form of Arsenal's style of play. Abstinence is the only reliable contraceptive.

Forget the importance of trophies or money or breathing — this goal is the greatest achievement in all of human history. Future generations will hear the tale of Cazorla to Giroud to Wilshere to Giroud to Wilshere and whispers of how it was once viewable in a strange format called "gif" and they will dismiss those tales as too fantastical to have ever been real. Instead, they will choose to believe stories of the prophet Harry Redknapp telling his players to "run around a bit" and congratulate themselves for evolving. This will be the only way our species can ever start dreaming again.

The power of Özil is simply too strong. You have been warned.



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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Royal Gooner » Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:04 pm

ChVïnt22 wrote:
Just 18 minutes into Arsenal's 4-1 win against Norwich, Jack Wilshere completed an exquisite combination of passes and scored a goal that is being hailed as one of the greatest team goals ever. The passing was so quick and skillful and breath-taking that, like a solar eclipse, looking at it can cause permanent retinal damage. For your own physical and mental well being, do not watch this goal. And if it's already too late for that advice to save you, then we can only apologize.

Wilshere's goal qualifies as pornography and sets an impossible expectation for how real people can play the game. It will only make other Premier League clubs feel inferior for being unable to replicate it. It could drive Barcelona to disband their team and force Lionel Messi to become a strip club DJ. Rumor has it that beleaguered Manchester United manager David Moyes has already changed his name to a guttural sound and disappeared into the woods after just hearing about it. If children were to watch it, they would realize the futility in even attempting to play the same sport as those who have achieved such unspeakable greatness and be doomed to a lifetime of self-doubt and candy that tastes like melted hair.

In the interest of public safety, we will not be showing this goal.

Emirates Stadium is now a danger zone where all who enter must wear protective glasses and body condoms to avoid being blinded and impregnated all at the same time. Sex is now just a primitive form of Arsenal's style of play. Abstinence is the only reliable contraceptive.

Forget the importance of trophies or money or breathing — this goal is the greatest achievement in all of human history. Future generations will hear the tale of Cazorla to Giroud to Wilshere to Giroud to Wilshere and whispers of how it was once viewable in a strange format called "gif" and they will dismiss those tales as too fantastical to have ever been real. Instead, they will choose to believe stories of the prophet Harry Redknapp telling his players to "run around a bit" and congratulate themselves for evolving. This will be the only way our species can ever start dreaming again.

The power of Özil is simply too strong. You have been warned.



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Oh my word. :doh:

Sometimes I think that certain American networks shouldn't be allowed to comment on football when they come up with things like this.
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby StLGooner » Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:13 pm

I thought it was great and suppose to be taken as an exaggeration.
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Inchpräctice » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:51 am

ChVïnt22 wrote:
Just 18 minutes into Arsenal's 4-1 win against Norwich, Jack Wilshere completed an exquisite combination of passes and scored a goal that is being hailed as one of the greatest team goals ever. The passing was so quick and skillful and breath-taking that, like a solar eclipse, looking at it can cause permanent retinal damage. For your own physical and mental well being, do not watch this goal. And if it's already too late for that advice to save you, then we can only apologize.

Wilshere's goal qualifies as pornography and sets an impossible expectation for how real people can play the game. It will only make other Premier League clubs feel inferior for being unable to replicate it. It could drive Barcelona to disband their team and force Lionel Messi to become a strip club DJ. Rumor has it that beleaguered Manchester United manager David Moyes has already changed his name to a guttural sound and disappeared into the woods after just hearing about it. If children were to watch it, they would realize the futility in even attempting to play the same sport as those who have achieved such unspeakable greatness and be doomed to a lifetime of self-doubt and candy that tastes like melted hair.

In the interest of public safety, we will not be showing this goal.

Emirates Stadium is now a danger zone where all who enter must wear protective glasses and body condoms to avoid being blinded and impregnated all at the same time. Sex is now just a primitive form of Arsenal's style of play. Abstinence is the only reliable contraceptive.

Forget the importance of trophies or money or breathing — this goal is the greatest achievement in all of human history. Future generations will hear the tale of Cazorla to Giroud to Wilshere to Giroud to Wilshere and whispers of how it was once viewable in a strange format called "gif" and they will dismiss those tales as too fantastical to have ever been real. Instead, they will choose to believe stories of the prophet Harry Redknapp telling his players to "run around a bit" and congratulate themselves for evolving. This will be the only way our species can ever start dreaming again.

The power of Özil is simply too strong. You have been warned.



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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby StLGooner » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:45 pm

Hey at least one other person on here has a sense of humor. :)
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Re: Arsenal vs Norwich | Premier League 19/10/13

Postby Est83 » Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:35 am

:lol: what's not to like? I agree completely with the pornography comparison! :thumbsup:
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