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WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby UFGN » Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:51 am

I hearby call to order the Musical Crimes Tribunal.

All those wanted for Crimes Against Music shall be listed here.

List your 10 most wanted.

1. Simon Cowell, wanted for musical genocide, enabling musical genocide, musical rape, living off immoral earnings, misrepresentation of music and musical corruption of minors.

2. Cliff Richard. (musical genocide, multiple counts)

3. Ronan Keating (musical genocide, two counts... One for Boyzone and one for managing Westlife)

4. Neil Diamond (crimes against music and enabling crimes against music.... For his own shite and the muck he wrote for the Monkees)

5. Meatloaf (crimes against music, being a pretentious twat and trying to rip off the Doors)

6. Cheryl Cole (for her own atrocities and for aiding and assisting Cowell)

7. Andrew Lloyd Webber (for being a total charlatan) particularly for the horror show that is Phantom of the Opera.

8. Jenny from the Block (dont be fooled by the rocks that shes got)

9. Justin Bieber, (his crimes are reletively minor, and with retraining he could yet redeam himself from a trip to musical hell)

10. Paul McCartney (not even being in the Beatles excuses the Frog Chorus)
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby VCC » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:04 am

the whole Eighties
alison moyet
Doors
Rap
any body wearing their dads trousers
micheal jackson
janet jackson
all the f***ing jacksons
all the Osmans
phil collins.
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby UFGN » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:10 am

VCC its tempting to put in the whole decade of the 80s, it was mostly a hell hole in terms of music, but then you lose some classic bands as well. Not many, admittedly, but some.
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby VCC » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:20 am

may be a bit knee jerk UFGN so i will go for most of the eighties.LOL
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby Zedie » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:01 am

UFGN wrote:VCC its tempting to put in the whole decade of the 80s, it was mostly a hell hole in terms of music, but then you lose some classic bands as well. Not many, admittedly, but some.


80s music = shitehile you were there, excellent compared to the offerings in mainstream music today.

Still, dismissing the 80s as a source of influence to modern day music is madness.

Queen
Yellow man
Grand master flash
Hip hop in general
Break beat
Electro
Michael Jackson
David Bowie
Beers Hammond
The Isley brothers
Jimmy cliff
Prince
Cool n the gang
Cameo (lol)
Whitney Houston
NWA
Talking heads
Public enemy



List is endless

Back up off the 80s!
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby VCC » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:25 am

queen were a seventies band winks actually formed in the very early seventies,along with Jackson who,s solo carreer started in the seventies,Talking heads were seventies as well made their fame in the eighties,Bowie was the 60's as well as Jackson with the Jackson 5 i think it was until he went solo with that god awful song Ben.Prince was the late seventies as well i think.
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby Leody » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:12 am

Justin Bieber is a weird one...

I coached 26 teenage girls this last autumn... and just one was a JB fan. How the hell is he so popular? The other girls on the team would make fun of her for liking him too. :dizzy:
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby yosifun » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:00 am

VCC, for taking a piss on the Jacksons (especially MJ) and the entire rap genre!

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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby UFGN » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:30 am

Zedie, f**k Whitney Houston. She was a glorified kareoke singer who helped to create the shit "r&b" sound that we are still being inflicted with today. She only just avoided going on my list.
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby yosifun » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:39 am

UFGN wrote:8. Jenny from the Block (dont be fooled by the AWESOME BOOTY shes got)

Fixed :-)

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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby Tony_Adams » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:39 am

Can we add Nirvana? If kurt hadn't died nobody would know who they were. Their music was cr@p and lyrics made no sense.
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby yosifun » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:43 am

UFGN wrote:Zedie, f**k Whitney Houston. She was a glorified kareoke singer who helped to create the shit "r&b" sound that we are still being inflicted with today. She only just avoided going on my list.

Whitney is what's bothering you? what about the sexually abomination of nature formerly known as Prince? :-D

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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby ThereIsBearCüm » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:55 am

Plymouth Gooner wrote:Can we add Nirvana? If kurt hadn't died nobody would know who they were. Their music was cr@p and lyrics made no sense.


Nirvana were huge before Cobain offed himself
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WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby Tony_Adams » Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:11 am

Nirvana's music is dull and depressing, their lyrics make no sense and their whole image just annoys me.

Kurt reminded me of kevin off of kevin and perry (harry enfield character).
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Re: WANTED.... For crimes against music

Postby UFGN » Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:18 am

Yosifun, Prince isnt my cup of tea but i can see some real tallent there. Hes a multi-instramentalist, and he wrote some tunes..... Kiss, Purple Rain and Nothing Compares To You, which was of course sung by Sinaid O'Connor.

PG, lay off Nirvana! Overrated perhaps but they did some great tunes.
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