I hearby call to order the Musical Crimes Tribunal.
All those wanted for Crimes Against Music shall be listed here.
List your 10 most wanted.
1. Simon Cowell, wanted for musical genocide, enabling musical genocide, musical rape, living off immoral earnings, misrepresentation of music and musical corruption of minors.
2. Cliff Richard. (musical genocide, multiple counts)
3. Ronan Keating (musical genocide, two counts... One for Boyzone and one for managing Westlife)
4. Neil Diamond (crimes against music and enabling crimes against music.... For his own shite and the muck he wrote for the Monkees)
5. Meatloaf (crimes against music, being a pretentious t**t and trying to rip off the Doors)
6. Cheryl Cole (for her own atrocities and for aiding and assisting Cowell)
7. Andrew Lloyd Webber (for being a total charlatan) particularly for the horror show that is Phantom of the Opera.
8. Jenny from the Block (dont be fooled by the rocks that shes got)
9. Justin Bieber, (his crimes are reletively minor, and with retraining he could yet redeam himself from a trip to musical hell)
10. Paul McCartney (not even being in the Beatles excuses the Frog Chorus)