Barca 2-1 1st challenge

[Trina]

there once was a cow in a field chewing grass, but anyway thats another story....a long long time ago in a little town called gayville lived a little man called windass, windass was a funny little fellow who was not ashamed of his homosexuality, u could often see him lazying under a little pink leafed tree tucking in to a large bowl of his favourite pink jelly, wearing nothing more than a rubber thong, but today was a very special day for our windy ( who by the was was the only gay in the village) because his favourite football team manchester united were on a pre season tour and would be playing a friendly against his towns local team the dirt raiders. the dirt raiders played on the field next to windys house and windy had a part time job as a shower room atendant. the dirt raiders had a major problem because a couple a there best players had picked up tummy bugs whilst playing another friendly against west ham( they had both had the lasange ) and they were short of players, the manager of the dirt raiders had asked windy to play because he had over heard windy whilst he was drying one of the players down after showering saying how he would love to give c ronaldo a good hammer ing and had dreamed of roasting him on the pitch. the manager had no idea he was a man u fan and actually thought he was a gunner due to another over heard shower coment when i believe he was blow drying the centre forward down whilst having something in his mouth saying that he loved it up the arsenal( u work it out ) anyway the big day had come and the dirt raiders were ready in there usual pink vests and black leather shorts, the game kicked off and both teams had early chances 0 0 at half time, second half was much the same up untill the 87 minute when the raiders broke from a man u corner it was windy against van der sar, he dropped hes right shoulder then burst left wrong footing the keeper and slid the ball into the back of the net, the raiders fans went crazy ( both of them ) windy had won the match and managed to swap shirts with that winker , then he heard " windy , windy r u up ur going to be late for school " and he realised it had all been a dream, but as he looked at the other pillow on his bed it was covered in grease and there was a massive dimonte earing on it, so was it a dream????

[slappy]

I like it, another fellow windy-basher

[rvtheace]

HAHA, whacky. Poor Raj.