Once upon a time .. In the magical world of ARSENAL there was a captain, a great captain, of the name of Patrick Vieira, he was tall big strong, and powerful and scared many people who thought they were as big and as bad as Patrick , once even the little Irish c*** Roy “im afraid of the dark” Keane thought he was big enough to take on Patrick but he was soon shown up as the Muppet he really is !
Patrick was every fans hero, he loved Arsenal and loved to kiss our badge and score goals for us, him and his merry French men won us trophy after trophy until one day the fans our the greatest club ever [arsenal] received a HAMMER blow. Patrick wanted to leave ! And was sold to Juventus to £13 million pounds, most fans were dejected and it got worse when we started the season with no obvious replacement, soon arrived a big game against Chelsea, with Gilberto “I look about 89” Silva injured Arsenal had a very young midfield with 21 year old Mathieu “The Tramp” Flamini starting with some kid who looked like he barley had pubes called Francesc Fabregas.
Fabregas showed his amazing skills and class tacking and owning players such as Lampard and Makelele, arsenal fans were very impressed. So was Patrick who was sat at HOME wanking over the talented Spaniard.
After winning awards for his skills and talents beating player such as Cristiano “im going out with Windass” Ronaldo Cesc as he was becoming known as was flying , then one cold night in north London Patrick’s Juventus came to town, Cesc would line up against the man who taught him everything he knew, soon in the match it was apparent Patrick made a mistake leaving and when Pires robbed Patrick of the ball and gave it to Cesc his goal and later assist knocked Par ticks teams out of the competition. Cesc said his legs went to JELLY after seeing Vieira fall down onto the floor after being kicked out of Europe.
So it just shows even when your captain leaves you and you thing you will fall apart like some cheap Netto THONG just keep the faith and hope and you will be rewarded, with a superstar who will become your new hero.
Thierry Henry who?