Here are the best bits of Gooner Idol 2007.
Crack cows revenge
There once was a cow in a field chewing grass, but this wasn’t normal grass this was Jamaican weed grass the strongest and finest weed money can buy
Yes he had a drug problem but this didn’t bother Pete or Crack Cow as he was know by his fellow grass munchers
Crack Cow love to get high as a kite and tell his fellow cows his amazing storeys, like the time he dance with mc hammer at Michael Jackson’s house,
All which only happened when he was high on coke or whatever he had managed to score from Kate the local pusher sheep.
And today was no exception……….
“Everybody gather round, I have a storey to tell” Shouted Pete
Oh here we go again thought all off the other cows
But they always listen to keep him happy
CRACK COW BEGAN
Last week I was in this field minding my own business when the Man United bus went past, they were on the way to play Arsenal in the FA Cup Final and all of a sudden that Knob head C Ronaldo stuck his flash head out of the window and then started waving his fat greasy Ass around at me. shouting MOO MOO MOO
“Well I wasn’t going to have that” said crack cow
So I put a magic spell on him, as the bus past the magic blossom tree I said the magic words piff puff ronaldos a poof and he was under my spell.
And later on that day at Wembley, Arsenal were winning 1-0 with 30 second left, when Man United were awarded a penalty after ronaldo had dived, the crown were hissing CHEAT,CHEAT,CHEAT, they were furious, even the man u fans were embarrassed
But as ronaldo stepped up to take the penalty the magic spell kicked in
As he ran up his legs turned to wobbly jelly and he was doing a very funny walk, he didn’t understand what was happening to him and as he went to kick the ball his football short fell down to his ankle and he tripped over them its was a hilarious site, and when the BIG SCREEN cameras zoomed in the crowd could see on JUMBO VISION he was wearing a pink rubber thong, both Arsenal and Man United fan erupted with laugher ,Ronaldo was so embarrassed he ran off the pitch with his head in one hand and the other trying to pull his shorts up.
The final whistle went and Arsenal was the FA cup winners.
“YES YES YES COME ON YOU REDS “ cheers all the cows that was a great story Pete
CRACK COW just smiled MOOOOOOOED and sniffed another line.
THE END.
by CLS
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by Left Right Left
i may be ugly!!! but a least i dont have as many pricks on my back as jose mourinho
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Sing to the tune of YMCA Very Happy
Gooner... are you Arsenal through and through?
I said Gooner... Red and White blood in you?
I said Gooner... Wonderin' what you should do?
I've got... some... great... news... for you
Gooner, surrounded by Scum?
I said Gooner, best mate likes Tottenham?
I said Gooner, how can they be so dumb,
It's time.. to... show... them... the right way
Come on down to the Geeeeee-Double-U
Come on down to the Geeeeee-Double-U yea
Cheer the Gunners today, speak what you have to say,
Talk about Arsenal all day..
C'mon down to the Geeeeee-Double-U
C'mon down to the Geeeeee-Double-U yea
We've got contests galore, there's lots you can do
And hot goonergirlies too...
Gooner... we're as mad as you are
I said Gooner... Our loyalty goes far
I said Gooner... We follow Wise Wenger's star
This is the best... place... to be... outside... a bar.
Gooner... do you watch all matches we play?
I said Gooner... and want to cheer us all day?
I said Gooner... then c'mon and make hay!
We... want... to.... hear... what... you say
C'mon down to the Geeeeee-Double-U
C'mon down to the Geeeeee-Double-U yea
Cheer the Gunners today, speak what you have to say,
Talk about Arsenal all day..
C'mon down to the Geeeeee-Double-U
C'mon down to the Geeeeee-Double-U yea
We've got contests galore, there's lots you can do
And hot goonergirlies too...
by rvtheace
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by Kane (Left Right Left's son)
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by CLS (The final)